SCOTSGAY MAGAZINE ================= ScotsGay is a bi-monthly magazine for lesbians, gay men and bisexuals. Edited, printed and published in Scotland Issue 22 - June 1998 ELECTRONIC EDITION ***Now available on the Web: http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ How to Subscribe and Unsubscribe information is now at the END of the magazine. All Material Copyright (c) Pageprint Limited 1998. Permission is hereby given to distribute this material provided that this copyright notice is included and that distribution is specifically for non-profitmaking reasons. Distribution for profit must be done only with prior written consent of the magazine any deviation from this will be seen as an infringement of copyright. Hardcopies are limited to one per person for personal use only and such hard copies are subject to the same copyright restrictions as laid out above. The printed edition of ScotsGay is available by post at the following rates: 6 issue sub (UK & EC) 6ukp 6 issue sub (Overseas) 12ukp 12 issue sub (UK & EC) 10ukp 12 issue sub (Overseas) 22ukp Make Cheques and POs payable to 'Pageprint Limited'or 'ScotsGay'and send them to: Subscriptions ScotsGay Pageprint Limited PO Box 666 Edinburgh Scotland EH7 5YW In this issue: Editorial - about bloody time News - AoC report & Pride Scotland pics News Feature - Christian "science" Otton On... - summertime... and the living is sleazy! Ogg's View - beware the backlash International - news from around the world The Nice Bit - genetically modified Story - an afternoon in Stirling Outlook - a gay dad speaks out Reviews - toys & books & video & film Music - Joy DJ Alan's latest chart ScotsDyke - all change at the Stag & Turret ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- EDITORIAL ========= Well, there we are. Sex at 16. The first big step on the road to equality. After 24 years of campaigning, this bugger should be grateful. But I'm not. In Scotland, we've effectively had an AoC of 16 for several years - thanks to succesive Lord Advocates' prosecution guidelines - so the recent Commons vote merely goes to formalising that position (not that that is anything to be sneered at). But there's a lot more to equality than the right to have sex at 16. There's the right to inherit when our partners die intestate, the right to join the military and kill people, the right to marry our partners and drag them through the divorce courts, the right to adopt children, the right to lose benefit when the Social Security find we're co-habiting! With rights come responsibilities. And some of these responsibilities I'm not sure that I really want. The notion that simply because I've lived with the same man for eleven years, I could be held to be in a Common Law Marriage fills me with horror. In such an event, if we were to split up, I could suddenly find myself having to pay aliment and maybe even losing my house to my former partner. If I want to give him rights, that is a matter for ourselves to resolve by legal agreement or even by positively opting into a marriage. In the absence of such affirmative action, it should not be the function of the state to regulate our financial arrangements with a set of standard rules we have not agreed to and which we cannot vary. Up until now, it is only heterosexuals who have suffered in this way - equality will drag us in too. With luck, equality may mean changes which will benefit heterosexuals too - it will soon be legal for 17 and 18 year old women to consent to anal sex in England and Wales (as it has been in Scotland for several years). Those of us who have worked at homosexual law reform for so long could do well to link up with like minded folk who seek an end to Victorian sexual values generally. At least I'll now soon be free to advertise in our Meet Market for my secret desire: a cute 16 year old guy with poor eyesight and his own well endowed account with a merchant bank! I will, however, be prepared to settle for two out of three of these attributes if anybody is interested... John Hein --------------------------------------------------------------------------- NEWS ==== THE BUGGERS ARE LEGAL NOW? On a free vote, 465 MPs of all parties trotted through the Commons division lobbies on Monday 22nd June to give a majority of 207 to an amendment to the Crime and Disorder Bill intended to bring the gay male age of consent down to 16 in Great Britain. In Northern Ireland, it will become 17, which is the same as the AoC for heterosexuals there. 43 Scottish MPs cast their vote but only one, Labour's Tam Dalyell, voted against equality - he's apparently changed his mind since the matter last came up for a vote. Best speech of the three and a half hour debate came from veteran Labour MP Gerald Kaufman who told the House that passing the amendment "will not be a brave step at all; it will be a belated step, a reluctant step and a step that should have been taken in equity and fairness and decency long ago." Sadly, those of us in the House that evening waited in vain for Mr Kaufman to take a certain brave step himself! A badly drafted amendment from Joe Ashton would have had not only the unintentional effect of making sex within some existing heterosexual marriages illegal but would have outlawed sex, both hetero and homo for 16 and 17 year olds if their partner was "in a position of authority, influence or trust". It too was defeated, but by a much smaller majority. Amendments by Dr. Evan Harris which sought to lift the ban on gay sex involving more than two men, and to remove from the Sex Offenders' (pædophile) Register men convicted of consenting gay sex with youths aged 16 and 17 were not voted on and fell. MPs then went on to debate the Fishing and Cockle Industry in Essex. The amendment to the Bill now has to go to the House of Lords, but already homophobes are poring on the pressure for the Lords to throw it out. The Roman Catholic Church has been in the forefront of outraged moans about "children of 16" being exposed to moral dangers which, bearing in mind the expertise of their Priests and Nuns in abusing and raping children over the years (and then covering it up) seems remarkably odd. However, although the Government has expressed its intention of getting the whole Bill into law by the end of July, a Lords defeat could clog up the Parliamentary timetable and, despite Tony Blair personally voting for equality, it's not clear if Ministers are prepared to go to the wall over this one small part of the Bill. There will, however, be a review of the law relating to sexual offences generally - which will, hopefully, clear up a number of anomalies. The new legislation will not apply to Jersey, Guernsey or the Isle of Man, and campaigning group OutRage! claims that Tony Blair is unwilling to press the local parliaments to equalise their ages of consent at 16, to bring them into line with the rest of GB. OutRage! is also warning that despite the equalisation of the age of consent, men of 20 or over convicted of consensual "buggery" and "gross indecency" with 16 and 17 year olds in situations where more than two persons are present or where the sex takes place in parks, backrooms, toilets and other "public" places will still be branded as pædophiles and forced to sign the sex offenders' register. HEY, JIMMY! It was a lovely day indeed when thousands of pooves, dykes, bicycles and our bairns, parents, families and friends descended on Glasgow Green for the annual Pride Scotland celebration following a leisurely stroll from Blythswood Square. The pictures tell the story... HAPPY WALK The Pride Festival in London on 4th July has been cancelled amidst acrid recriminations on all sides. However, the Pride March will go ahead starting at Hyde Park at Noon. Although re-scheduled for 15th of August, the Festival seems dead in the water. ADVICE Wendy Michie, a qualified nurse and professional councillor with Lanarkshire Health Board, is now regularly attending Lanarkshire Gay Men's Group to give confidential advice. THEY DO A Scottish Church has gone on the Internet to advertise homosexual, bisexual and transgendered weddings. The Holy Trinity Metropolitan Community Church in Edinburgh is the first in Scotland to offer religious blessings to same-sex couples. Its Web page says: "We offer relationship blessings to couples irrespective of gender identification or sexuality." The Church claims in its advertising that "some of the earliest recorded Christian marriages were between people of the same gender". REVOLT A recent demo outside the Scottish Office in Edinburgh protesting at 10 years of Section 28 of the Local Government Act 1988 was `hijacked' by Edinburgh students who led an impromptu march to the Mound where the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland was in session. Kirk Commissioners were treated to a call for the end of church homophobia. OUTRIGHT OUTRIGHT Scotland is now in a secure financial position following the discovery that it will receive the proceeds of the late Ian Dunn's life assurance policies. WEB ScotsGay's Internet Web Site (http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/) has won several major awards. Not only has it been given the Freedom Award - awarded to sites that contribute to the UK lgb community - but it is Freedom's site of the month. And it has just been put into GaySeek's Gold Site list. HYSTERIA Body Positive Strathclyde has secured funding from the Hysteria Trust to set up a vocational education project. FIRE The Haven, the HIV/AIDS facility at Glasgow's Gartnavel General Hospital, was the subject of a successful arson attack on Saturday 6th June which has put it out of action. CENSORSHIP Stuart Burgess, who wanted to place an advertisement in the Pride Scotland brochure for photographic models, has condemned the Pride Committee for refusing his ad. DOCTOR Dr Keith Wardrop, a former Honorary Vice President of OUTRIGHT Scotland died recently. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- CHRISTIAN "SCIENCE" =================== ScotsGay 21 featured an article about anti-gay posters flyposted around Edinburgh by "ex-gay" Clay Garner. Entitled "Five things you did not know about gay men", the poster listed a number of `statistics', such as gay men average 110 sex partners a year ("I wish!" was the universal response to that one) and that 70% admitted eating their partner's excrement. Although the culprit refused to name his sources, the `statistics' are based on the work of discredited psychologist/sociologist Paul Cameron. Feòrag NicBhrìde investigates... A favourite of American Christian fundamentalists and `family values' campaigners, Cameron is an ex-psychology lecturer who, set up his own organisation, the "Institute for the Scientific Investigation of Sexuality" (ISIS), now the Family Research Institute, in 1980. He published a number of extremely homophobic pamphlets linking homosexuality to violence, murder, bestiality and child abuse. At the same time, Cameron presented himself as an expert on the matter. By 1985, the Advocate warned he "just may be the most dangerous anti-gay voice in the United States today". He was directly involved in anti-gay campaigns and when `statistics' were not enough, resorted to outright lies to further his hatred. In one notable case, he told a public meeting in Lincoln, Nebraska "Right now here in Lincoln, there is a 4-year-old boy who has had his genitals almost severed from his body…in a restroom with a homosexual act". The local newspapers and police, to their credit, actually checked out the claim and found no evidence to support it. Cameron finally admitted that the rumour had no basis but insisted "it could be true". His attitude towards AIDS is equally charming. He proposes tattooing people with AIDS, and has suggested that, should a vaccine be discovered, gay men be castrated "to prevent them cheating on nature". He has even advocated his own final solution to prevent the spread of AIDS. The bulk of the infamous `statistics', come from research conducted by ISIS in 1983 and 1984. More serious researchers have pointed out several serious errors in the methodology which make the results meaningless, including a sample so small it would take just 3 liars in each of eight cities to alter the findings dramatically. Only 41 respondents claimed to be gay men. A good example of the problems caused by sample size is Cameron's claim that 29% of people with a gay parent had also experienced incest. A total of 17 respondents claimed to have a gay parent. Only 5 of the adults reporting incest also had a gay parent, so the percentage of such people in the population as a whole could be anywhere between -4% and +62%! Another concern is the length of the questionnaire and the complexity of the format. Respondents filled in forms on their own which asked 550 questions and took over an hour to complete. It is usual to repeat early questions towards the end of a questionnaire as a check. Cameron did not include any such safeguards. Just to make life more difficult, medical terms for the genitals and bodily functions were used and not explained. Obvious bias played a part in both the phrasing of the questionnaire and in the collection of data. An article about the survey was published by the Omaha World Herald while data was still being collected in that city. Cameron said the survey was to provide "ammunition for those who want laws adopted banning homosexual acts throughout the United States". He also made the national news, as data was being collected in Dallas, over a public remark that gays should be quarantined. Another famous `study' by Cameron was of obituaries in the gay press, from which he extrapolated an average life expectancy. He claimed that both lesbians and gay men have shorter lives than straights. His figures were obtained by comparing the ages in paid-for death notices in local newspapers with obituaries in the gay press, which mostly focused on community activists and deaths from AIDS-related illnesses, a bit like comparing apples and avocados. When the ISIS pamphlets were published, a number of the psychologists cited complained that Cameron had deliberately distorted the results of their studies. Dr. A. Nicholas Groth, director of the Sex Offender Program at the Connecticut Department of Corrections and a genuine child sex abuse expert was particularly angry at the way Cameron had misrepresented his research. Other researchers complained that he had over-generalised their work, taking specific studies of gay men being treated at VD clinics, self-professed `delinquents' and other small, non-random samples and treating them as if they were representative of the homosexual population as a whole, even when the researchers had specifically stated that this was not possible. The American Psychological Association investigated and found that, in addition to misrepresenting the work of others, his own research left a lot to be desired. Cameron was dropped from APA membership "for a violation of the Preamble to the Ethical Principles of Psychologists" in December 1983. He claims he resigned before then but, in reality, he tried to resign while under investigation - prohibited by the APA by-laws. The Nebraska Psychological Association has censured him twice. After this rejection by psychologists he pretended to be a sociologist, but not for long. In 1985, the American Sociological Association adopted a resolution criticising Cameron and set up a committee to critically evaluate and respond to his work. The eventual report was accepted and a resolution passed asserting that "Paul Cameron is not a sociologist, and [the ASA] condemns his consistent misrepresentation of sociological research." The sloppiness of Cameron's work is reflected in his publication record. Gregory Herek surveyed the outlets for Cameron's research and the impact of those journals based on the Journal Citation Reports: "none of the Cameron group's research reports have been published in highly-respected, scientifically rigorous, and highly influential psychological journals". All of his papers have appeared in low-ranked journals, many vanity published in the pay-for-publication "Psychological Reports". The status of the journal alone is not necessarily the measure of a scientific paper. The number of times a paper is cited in other papers shows its influence. It seems that serious psychologists paid little attention to his work. Excluding self-citations, Cameron's papers enjoyed a total of 14 citations between 1983 and 1996, mostly letters contesting his findings and literature reviews. So who does take Cameron seriously? Not surprisingly, his most enthusiastic fans are the religious right. The `statistics' are used by opponents of measures to ensure equality for all, and by proponents of countermeasures specifically to deny rights to lesbians and gay men. A video, The Gay Agenda was distributed to service personnel and politicians, and sold via Pat Robertson's 700 Club, when Bill Clinton tried to lift the ban on lesbians and gay men in the military. Described as "a splendid teaching tool" by one 2-star general, The Gay Agenda is a watered-down version of a tape produced for the Oregon Citizens' Alliance: Dangerous Behaviors: A Growing Pattern of Abuse which featured direct quotes from Cameron's work as pictures of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer flashed on screen. As well as the better known Christian organisations such as Focus on the Family and the Coalition for Family Values, Cameron associates with some very dubious characters indeed. David Caton, is director of the Idaho Citizens' Alliance and a former cocaine user who claims to have been addicted to pornography. A $300 (ukp450) habit apparently caused him to masturbate uncontrollably. He now uses Cameron's statistics to support his claim that gay men are sexually-obsessed perverts. Cameron regularly speaks at Human Life International's conferences and their founder, Fr. Paul Marx, is on the advisory board of the Family Research Institute. A militant anti-abortion group, HLI also promotes some more embarrassing opinions. In his Confessions of a Prolife Ministry, Marx declares "The same segment of the Jewish community that accuses the Pope of insensitivity to the Jewish Holocaust, not only condones but has more or less led the greatest holocaust of all time, the war on unborn babies". But what about the statistics on the Edinburgh poster? They are based on one of Cameron's pamphlets "Medical Consequences of What Homosexuals Do", published by the Family Research Institute. The claim that gay men average 110 partners a year and 62 rectal encounters comes from a study of gay men attending a `special' clinic, and so cannot be considered typical of the population as a whole. Cameron doesn't mention sanitary towels at all, but he considers the use of `diapers' (nappies) or colostomy bags a potential risk of fisting and inserting toys into the rectum. He doesn't actually give a single case where this has happened — the paragraph is entirely speculative. And the shit? Cameron's original claim appeared in a 1989 edition of Psychological Reports, based on data from the 1983/4 survey. It seems the original question asked if the respondent had ever experience "oral-anal contact", which is slightly different. In "Medical Consequences…" this becomes "About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of fæces." The figures mostly come from the ISIS study, and show that 37 gay men have, at some time, engaged in oral/anal contact and another 3 have actually eaten faeces. Using Cameron's figures, I calculate that I can be 99% sure that between -32.8% and 47.5% of gay men have deliberately eaten shit. Feorag NicBhrìde --------------------------------------------- Sources The Queer Resources Directory (http://www.qrd.org/qrd/) is full of source material and articles concerning Cameron, the religious right and homophobia in general, as well as useful campaigning resources. Included is Mark E. Pietrzyk's article for the News-Telegraph "The man behind the myths: a report on the chief anti-gay researcher of the theocratic right" which provided a starting point for this piece, and pointers to Gregory M. Herek's website which provides a thorough examination of Cameron and his research methods from a scientific viewpoint. It also manages to do this using accessible language! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ OTTON ON... =========== SUMMERTIME... AND THE LIVING IS SLEAZY! (A History of Outdoor Sex In and Around Glasgow) So Glasgow wants to make it big as a European capital? Garry Otton whips out his ruler and measures her up for sexual tolerance against one of the big boys. In Amsterdam recently, a huge billboard was erected to promote the production of Mark Ravenhill's internationally acclaimed play, SHOPPING AND FUCKING. When it appeared at the Citizen's Theatre in Glasgow, discrete signs appeared, advertising only Shopping and F***ing. It was as if Glasgow's moral decadence could be halted with the insertion of a string of asterisks. In a prominent display along Buchanan Street, no one could escape the cheeky juxtaposition of the letters that abbreviate French Connection UK. Altogether, as a marketing ploy, it was fcuk-ing clever! Still, it'll be a little while yet before we'll see anyone fucking properly - spelling the word, or otherwise - in the streets of Glasgow! In any case, Amsterdam pipped it to the post two years ago when the gay club, iT promoted its d'mix night on posters round the city depicting a naked heterosexual couple on roller-skates apparently performing anal intercourse. The city burghers didn't lose any sleep and its residents lived to see another day. By the Homomonument, erected in the centre of Amsterdam to honour the gay men and women who have lost their lives in wars, there is a bridge over the Keizersgracht. It has recently been re-named Niek Engelschmann Bridge after the founder of the Dutch gay emancipation organisation, COC. There is no monument in the whole of the UK for the gay men and women who gave their lives in two World wars for a freedom that was never theirs. And all Scottish gay rights campaigner Ian Dunn received after his death were polite obituaries in The Herald and The Scotsman. Every step Glasgow takes to move forward as a liberal, progressive European capital is hampered by the dictates of well-organised religionists, an inhibited media and a moribund Labour council. When the idea of holding a fair of erotica at Glasgow's Scottish Exhibition Centre - held successfully in several European cities, including London - was first mooted, Glasgow's most sexually inhibited tabloid, The Daily Record rustled its crinoline to announce: "Sex show flops… 1700 protests flood in to stop erotic carnival." From the Scottish Daily Mail there were "red faces at sex shop show of `depravity.'" Most of the Scottish media gave a disproportionate voice to the outrage. There were the usual favourites. Father Tom Connelly, a moral spokesman for the Catholic Church thundered: "The motto of the city is `Let Glasgow flourish by the praising of God's name and the preaching of his word.' Erotica has no place in that. We have enough problems in this city without importing this depravity." Another spokesman declared his fear that if the exhibition went ahead, others would label Glasgow "a capital of sleaze." Reverend David Anderson, general secretary of the Evangelical Alliance frothed: "It is going back to an uncivilised state of savagery" and Ali Syed, chairman of the Pakistani Media Relations Committee said: "These people are capitalising on human weakness and frailty." The exhibition was banned. That the voice of religionists, helping to organise over 4,000 letters of protest, should be sought over and above gays, who far outnumber the amount of people who regularly attend church, is not surprising, and speaks volumes on the conservative nature of the Scottish media on all things sexual. Gays, amongst others, might have afforded a more liberal voice of support for the exhibition, yet it is religionists who are regularly called upon to voice their opinions in the media. John Macleod, a homophobic columnist from the Free Church of Scotland regularly writes for The Herald. The Edinburgh Evening News even employs a priest. But is Glasgow the moral, pure and sanctimonious city its media, churches and civic leaders would have its citizens believe? True, only seven years ago, a MORI poll revealed a startling 36% of Scots believed homosexuality should be made a criminal offence. And if 74% of the UK supported an equal age of consent in a Harris poll, that was only supported by a meagre 9% of Scots. But what Scots say or do in public is quite different to what they do in private. Grahame Miller, writing in Gay Times thinks this conservative attitude is "symptomatic of an endemic Scottish malaise that stems ultimately from our status as a subject nation and our consequent lack of self-confidence." But however hard Glaswegians try to hide sex, it can be found if you look hard enough. Hidden discretely away in Virginia Street, Clone Zone has been selling what heterosexuals charmingly call "marital aids," to gays for months now. No one has suffered because of it. Also, situated beside St Enoch's shopping centre, an epitaph to family values, is an unusual socio-sexual construct called Divally's. A Glasgow cinema-cum-pub where men lean up against the bar talking in voices hard enough to grate cheese before paying their money to slip through a back door and watch straight erotica. As one regular told me with a grin: "Gays have been mingling with the straight clientele here for years. Even administering some assistance when needed." Up until now, Glasgow City Council dismissed any suggestion the city had a "problem with prostitutes," whilst it supported a virulent police campaign to rid its streets of them. Not until after hundreds of arrests, repeated convictions and seven sex workers were murdered did one of its councillors, John Moyne reluctantly admit in front of reporters that he "may have been wrong." Now, in a curious dichotomy, and in what some describe as "a step forward," police are being employed to both protect and arrest sex workers at the same time. Such prudery would have surprised the eminent eighteenth century Scottish lawyer and writer, James Boswell who, like so many of his time, enjoyed sex with whores in the open. In the thirties, the Glasgow's street gangs used to turn out the gas lamps in the tenement closes and enjoy the classic `knee trembler,' up against the tiled walls. Frequently under the noses of tenants and police, turning a blind eye. Gay sex is still frequently performed in private, outdoors. This is not quite the contradiction it first seems. As in any other major cities in the world, there are parks and open spaces where men cruise, seeking sexual contact with other men. One of the reasons sex in "public places" occur is quite simply because the offer: "Would you like to come back to my place?" is rarely an option for many men hungry for gay sex. In his book, Erotics and Politics, sociologist, Tim Edwards says: "Public sex is paradoxically only public to the extent that it is not practised at home," and adds "local councils and police authorities deploy prison-like restrictions of these activities. The history of cottaging (and cruising) is, in fact, one of increasing sexual regulation whilst sexual activity has constantly widened and spread further into other areas." "We don't want it to be made public because it will attract the wrong sort of people" was a sentence I frequently heard from other gay men out cruising open spaces in and around Glasgow last summer. Such a plea for privacy was from men fearful of publicity, arrest, queer bashing or reprisals after the wave of pædophilia sweeping the nation in the wake of the Dunblane massacre of a classroom of children by a suspected pædophile. (Reports that Thomas Hamilton was gay and cruised Calton Hill in Edinburgh were fabricated by the press). Some of the men cruising seemed unaware that they were indebted to the negative media reports of arrests, beatings and police activity for attracting newcomers to the gay cruising areas. Another price paid for such discretion has been the distortion of our history. Censored, swept from view or even re-written. It is not the picnics, nude swims, beach parties, the forming of lasting relationships or brief sexual encounters on gay beaches or open spaces we read about in public records. It is reports of arrests as a consequence of moral policing and the reproachful tones of newspapers backed by the inevitable censure from chaste religious leaders. And of course the murders. The gay disco-bunnies will be quietly humping in the sand dunes at Prestwick beach as they do every year. When exposed in such a negative sense, our sexuality is further tainted by the notion we are indulging in something altogether dirty; sinful; disgusting and perverted. In modern, progressive and liberal cities like Amsterdam, reaction against sex in open spaces from either religionists, editors, the police or the public are rare. But then, unlike Britain, Holland's history of tolerance is backed by legislation. A Dutch MP is already facing prosecution for saying homosexuals are no better than thieves. Reactions from the Dutch reading the Scottish Media Monitor's web-site (http://members.aol.com/garryotton/scotmed.html) regularly reporting the Scottish media's handling of sexuality is usually one of surprise at the level of Scotland's sexual repression. Outside the Dutch City of Utrecht a new town is being built. Within the design, provisions are being made for an area where men can cruise to meet men for sex in the open. The controversy appears not so much whether men cruise but whether society can actually construct such a space! The Dutch are proud of their level of tolerance. If it were to be made compulsory to wear bathing costumes on Dutch beaches; special permission would need to be sought. Families' usually congregate nearest parked cars and amenities just like on British beaches, but most women sunbathe and swim topless. In Britain, they would face arrest. Neither is the public faced with a battery of warning signs when approaching a nudist area. It is just naturally integrated further along the beach. Gay beaches are usually tagged on at the end. Amsterdam's main gay beach is at Zandvoort with other main gay beaches like Bergen Aan Zee and Scheveningen within easy reach. During the summer in Amsterdam, trains are packed with gay day-trippers heading for the coast. They are not all heading out for ice creams and donkey-rides! Many gays are drawn by the prospect of sex in the dunes. It is not moral police or heterosexuals straying off the beaten track that constitute a problem, but a particular thistle used to keep the dunes together. One enterprising salesman trawls the beach selling tweezers to men whose arses have been penetrated by an altogether different kind of prick. Glasgow boasts three gay beaches within easy reach by train, or a thirty to forty-five minute drive away at Prestwick, Irvine and Stevenston. GAILES BEACH, NEAR IRVINE Mention Gailes and you think of golf. But go back about ten years and this was one of the most popular gay beaches in Scotland. That was before, during the summer of 1991, a photographer made public a very private act that was taking place in one of the hollows in the dunes. The Sun eagerly snapped up the photo of the recalcitrant young, married, police officer with his trousers down. He was put under investigation and suspended from duty. The result was an increase in moral policing and an attempt to wipe out nudism along this lonely stretch of the Ayrshire coast. Prohibitive attitudes to sex al fresco are underpinned in Scotland by the media, police and a moribund church, defining and regulating a code of behaviour. The police and local authorities apply authoritarian constraints, marshalling the population into practices, which conform to the political and social ideologies of the day. But the wearing of costumes on beaches has not always been so rigorously imposed. At the turn of the century, bathing naked was commonplace. It was a subject that inspired artists in the late nineteenth century, like Henry Scott Tuke whose pictures of boys bathing would raise a storm of protest in today's moral climate. There was also the internationally acclaimed impressionist painter, Seurat. His painting Bathing at Asnières perfectly captured boys swimming in the shimmering heat of a summer's afternoon on the banks of the Seine. While the National Vigilance Association busily mapped out "moral danger zones" like beaches, the Social Purity and Hygiene Movement set out to cover the nation's shame. Before women were allowed to join the police force, several thousand women patrols, initially set up by The National Union of Women's Workers and funded by the police, patrolled parks and open spaces, initially to "guide young and foolish girls" and save men from "women of evil reputation." By 1918 Sir Leonard Dunning, Inspector of Constabulary was calling them the "true guardians of the State in public morals." Two years ago, Glasgow's billboards were awash with one of them chasing a group of naked boys with a stick along a stretch of the Serpentine in London's Hyde Park, advertising the popular Scottish soft drink, Irn Bru. ARDEER BEACH, STEVENSTON If windbreaks were solely erected for the purpose of breaking wind, then the long stretch of sand with secluded dunes near the Garnock estuary at Irvine would be fortified with flapping canvases for as far as the eye could see. But the windbreak never was just about breaking wind. It is the family fortress, pitched to hide our `shame' and doing away with the inconvenience of wrestling with undergarments behind a small towel. Apart from Cleat's Shore, near Lagg on the Isle of Arran, Ardeer, near Stevenston is the only official naturist beach in Scotland. Perhaps this is why there are few windbreaks on Ardeer. Speaking volumes about Scottish attitudes to nudity, Ardeer is difficult to reach, strewn with broken concrete and backing onto a former ICI explosives manufacturing plant. As far as the quality of the water goes, with partially treated sewage gushing out of a long outfall pipe, it fails to meet even EC minimum standards. No one is very sure when it first got its reputation as a gay beach. I spoke to one of its oldest regulars who I was warned not to approach as a gay man. He was in his eighties and had been coming down to Ardeer since the thirties and remembered an arrest on the beach of a couple of people bathing nude. "The local sheriff reprimanded the police for not having something better to do." Another regular told me that "following a complaint from a member of the public last summer, a Land Rover was sweeping up and down the sands all day." In a bid for privacy, and to mark their territory, regulars have constructed their own `windbreaks' and individual enclosures from the driftwood strewn along the beach. Some of the men have been coming here for years, and I frequently heard delightful, antique expressions like "he's on," marking someone with known gay proclivities. With The Champion Shell Inn at Stevenston, a popular watering hole after a day at the beach, Stevenston could be set to compete with Prestwick as Glasgow's own Zandvoort in the 21st century. PRESTWICK BEACH In Britain during the 19th century, most villages and towns staged carnivals. Glasgow had the Glasgow Fair. If the sun was shining, many of its citizens flocked to the beaches in Ayrshire. The drinking, dancing, eating, fighting and sex provided a useful respite from the daily grind. They were celebrated throughout Scotland. Robbie Fishman, a Shetland Islander has described these rituals to a University of Essex interviewer. "People dancing into the small hours after carding of wool and `flatchies' (that is straw pellets) were spread out on the ground so that they could spend the night. This was a signal for the boys to come in." Wakes' weeks in the north and Whitsun in the south of England provided even greater opportunities for sexual encounters to take place. The Victorians linked these events with immorality and succeeded in establishing sex segregation on many beaches used for bathing. The establishment of the Social Purity Movement paraded sexual repression with moral certainty, sexual prudery and Christian zeal. As fascism became ever more assertive, this led to an unashamed desire for racially `pure' stock and a faith in science to deliver the ideal by interfering in sex lives. Of course, Brighton housed high-class courtesans and prostitutes from Regency times, but during the inter-war years, with the development of transport and the ability of single men to afford holidays, Blackpool became the seaside sex capital of the UK. Secret doors linked rooms in hostels for the lovemaking that took place at night. The sex that took place on the beach at night became a national scandal. In 1937, Mass Observation employed 23 investigators to do an anthropological study of beach sex at Blackpool. In a half an hour before midnight they found 232 cases of petting. 120 cases of sitting down and embracing. 42 cases of standing up and embracing. 46 cases of lying on sand and embracing. 25 cases of sitting and kissing. 9 cases of necking in cars. 3 cases of standing and kissing and 7 cases of girls sitting on men's knees. After lines of observers had systematically beat the sand dunes, one observer remarked: "When we began work in Blackpool we expected to see copulation everywhere. What we found was petting, feeling, masturbating one another." Interestingly, the research revealed very few cases of copulation, (only 3). This would no doubt parallel the sex that takes places on Britain's gay beaches and cruising areas today which amounts to little more than oral sex and mutual masturbation. That this alone can cause so much alarm also has its roots in latter day thinking. Professor G Stanley Hall, once the world's leading authority on adolescence, described masturbation in 1911 as an "insidious disease," the "scourge of the human race" and "an influence that seems to spring from the Prince of Darkness." On the gay beach at Prestwick, bulldozers have chomped into the sand dunes where the brazen boy-babes and muscle-Marys, bronzing-up in the hollows are peppered by spent aircraft fuel from planes taking-off and landing at Prestwick Airport. Prestwick pays the price of being the most famous of gay beaches within easy reach of Glasgow. Precious resources are ploughed into the regular moral policing of this stretch of beach which has made designer-label swimwear de rigeur. One regular told me the police regularly sweep the dunes warning gays to cover themselves, accompanied by the well-worn phrase "there have been complaints from members of the public." This would be more believable if the majority of locals didn't appear to be so unfazed by the popularity of the dunes with gays. Or even that it were not such a long walk from where families sit, cracking open cans of Tennants or licking ice cream Snickers on a stretch of beach close to their parked cars. The sight of gay bars, restaurants and gays campsites that otherwise adorn its counterpart in Zandvoort are light-years away. To be continued... (c) Garry Otton 1996 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- OGG'S VIEW ========== BEWARE THE BACKLASH So whilst we are all congratulating ourselves about the Age of Consent victory there were a few worrying straws in the wind last week that made me hesitate to open the second bottle of champagne. Firstly there was a completely uncalled for and vitriolic attack on the vote as a "pædophiles charter" by a Sun columnist, that bastion of the Old Left, Jim Sillars. Secondly a BBC Radio Scotland phone in before the vote saw phone lines jammed with anti gay callers, same thing happened on the prestigious BBC Radio 4 morning debate. Thirdly of course, when at last we have something to be proud about, for the first time in history Pride itself is cancelled by its organisers. The worrying conclusion that could be drawn is that at the very threshold of our greatest success, the enjoyment of equal rights is about to be put to a severe test as a backlash threatens to show some early shoots. I've said before in these columns and I'll keep saying it until someone listens, the average Scots punter has no patience for gay rights, gay moans and gay icons. We are, I suspect generally regarded as people with a mild to moderate personality disorder, more or less harmless except when left in charge of young boys, otherwise good for a laugh (at) providing we don't try to make a pass at them in which case we can hardly expect sympathy (or police or court protection) if a violent response occurs. We are not either regarded as good rôle models in areas of physical courage, sporting prowess, moral rectitude or parental figures. Likewise the general public, in their heart of hearts, don't want their children growing up like us, for the perfectly understandable reasons that our lives consist , to them, of tragically short disease prone, drug immersed shallow destructive relationships which end in ignominious suicides or even less glamorous AIDS related hell. Our heroes and heroines are incomprehensible to them. They either don't venerate them at all (Garland, Oscar Wilde, Doris Day) or they venerate them for all the wrong reasons (Diana, Rock Hudson, Barbra Streisand). They don't see the real joke in drag and are either terrified or sickened by the leather/SM cultural pulse in gaydom. Effeminacy is the only picture they can mentally conjure of a gay man, they have nothing later than a 50's caricature of a lesbian to picture, and frankly that suits their lazy up themselves superiority just fine. Pause to draw a deep breath. You know what I've just written is true. Don't try getting away from the truth by remembering that really understanding straight girl when you were at Uni, or how your mum sends your boyfriend a birthday card too, or how the trades union delegate said he'd fight for a crêche for every gay father in the workplace if you voted for him. Don't comfort yourself with Guardian editorials either, the Edinburgh Evening News easily outsells the whole national sale of that liberal stalwart. There is no shortage of liberal pro gay straights in middle class intellectual or arty farty circles, predominantly English for that matter. But move into the council estates, or the Wimpey estates for that matter, and an altogether different picture like the one described above emerges. One reason we know I'm writing the truth is that we secretly know even our most liberally minded mums and dads harbour, and sometimes can't help betray, these attitudes of regret and disappointment over us. These general thumb nail sketches that huge numbers of straights have of us are fertile ground for those who see votes or newspaper sales in stirring up hatred and fear of us, Expect the response to any gay led debate about a further reduction of age of consent to be represented as gay men's desire all along to get their paws on "our kids". As I said, Jim Sillars, no less, has already opened that war in the Scottish editions of the Sun. The Daily Record will come out fighting to beat the Sun on moral indignation, and you can bet our spokespeople will hand them quotes by the barrowload of politically correct liberalism to stoke up the fury of the editorials. So what's my solution? We have to stop speaking only to the fellow liberals, to our trades union chums, to our political cronies and high falutin' pals in the establishment. Keep them on side of course, keep them committed to realisation of equal rights laws, but for God's sake let's help them and ourselves by talking as a community to ordinary Scotland! Articles, letters, appearances in the media that doesn't always sympathise with us are long overdue. When such a chance arises, don't patronise the reader or viewer with college politics that go over their heads and fail to address their myths and fears. In youth and alternative media, start from the more humble basis that maybe we do as a community have some re-education and explaining to do. We should stop behaving as if only a retard could possibly think anti-gay and should consider that maybe we have failed in our propaganda over the last ten years, pissing punters off with a hectoring, smug and alienating imagery that leaves them cold and disinterested. Let's get something absolutely clear, we need straight Scots folk to want gay people to enjoy our rights. Otherwise no amount of special pleading among the great and the good at Holyrood will make a blind bit of difference to the gay boy or girl in Easterhouse or Muirhouse who wants to set up home, and family, with a lover there. It's time for us to take a tumble to ourselves and realise we tread on new and potentially hazardous ground in a devolved Scotland. Most of the mass media loathes what they say we are. Many Scots have a well nourished chip on their shoulders and are as bigoted as they want when stirred to it, and in a new Parliament there will be many willing to do the stirring. Attitudes among some misguided gays that we are not a community at all, but really just a load of individuals with widely differing aims and needs, just goes to show how woeful political comprehension is these days - (imagine blacks saying that). The concept of and the need for, 'community' is voluntary and informed by the forces at work in any one society at any given point in history. So there. So, I say at this time in our social development in Scotland we, as gays, need to strengthen our sense of community, of common effort and working together, in an act of self interested education of, and reaching out to, the rest of our people, the straight mass of Scots. It's time to say hello and introduce ourselves. Derek Ogg ----------------------------------------------------------------------- INSIDE OUT ========== THE guide to Scotland's lesbian, gay and bisexual scene. Gossip and news and wibble from all over the country. Places to go, parties to crash, and people to meet in the humungous Meet Market. In this issue: Venues - what and where Dun Eideann - scraping the shit Glaschu - speaking pish Dun-Dèagh - the mystery of the invisible librarian Inbhir Nis - ungodly goings on Moireibh - the hub of the universe Boxes - the Meet Market! ----------- VENUES ======= Aberdeen ABERDEEN WOMEN'S CENTRE Shoe Lane, off Queen Street. Tel: (01224) 625010. Fax: 01224 625777. Mon-Fri 9.30-4pm. Where the women hang out. Lesbian group meets Wed 8-10pm. CASTRO BAR AND CLUB 47 Netherkirkgate. Tel: (01224) 624472. Mon-Fri 5pm-2am, Sat-Sun 3pm-2am. Aberdeen's longest established gay venue. CLUB 2000 62 Shiprow. Tel: (01224) 596999. 9pm-2am. Aberdeen's newest gay pub/club. Small and intimate. Cabaret (drag) every Friday. DJ on Saturday. Dundee DEVA'S 75 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 226840. Mon-Sat 11am-Midnight. Dundee's long established gay bar. Dance floor with DJ Thu-Sat. Pool table. Something for everyone! LIBERTY NIGHTCLUB 124 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 200660. Wed-Sun 11pm-2.30am. Good atmosphere, very popular disco with wide selection of sounds and the occasional act/PA. Thursdays and Sundays are quieter - but not much. XS St Andrew's Lane (behind Liberty Nightclub). Tel: (01382) 200660. Mon-Sat 7pm-Midnight. Sun 7-11pm. Cafe/bar for lgbt clientele under the same successful management as Liberty to which it has its own entrance. Edinburgh BENT 100% The Shooting Gallery, Broughton Street. Infoline: 0131-467 2551. Every 4th Saturday. 10pm-3am. ukp5 B4 11pm, ukp7 after. Gay club with strict "Nae Breeder" door policy. BLACK BO'S 57/61 Blackfriars Street. Tel: 0131-557 6136. Daily Noon-2pm (in the bar) and 6pm-10.30pm. Superb little vegetarian restaurant. Friendly staff. Mixed clientele. Excellent value lunch menu. BLUE MOON 1 Barony Street/36 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-556 2788. Mon-Thu 9am-1am, Fri-Sat 9am-1.30am, Sun 9am-Midnight. Popular lesbigay cafe/bar complex. BOBBIE'S BOOKSHOP 220 Morrison Street. Tel: 0131-538 7069. Mon-Sat 10am-5.30pm. Mixed bookshop selling a selection of UK and imported gay magazines. CAFE KUDOS 22 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-556 4349. Daily Noon-1am. Food Noon-9pm. Fresh, stylish and always crowded. Mainly gay but tolerant of well behaved heterosexuals. CAFE LUCIA 13-29 Nicolson Street. Tel: 0131-662 1112. Generally 10am-10pm but hours vary according to performances. Mixed bar attached to the Edinburgh Festival Theatre. Full of luvvies and their friends! CATWALK CAFE 2 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-478 7770. FAX: 0131-478 7771. Not going for a gay clientele, but still decidedly gay friendly. C.C. BLOOM'S 23 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-556 9331. Mon-Fri 7pm-3am, Sat-Sun 2pm-3am. Karaoke on Thursday and Sunday. Male strippers Sun at 4.30pm. Disco every night from 10.30pm. CITY CAFE 19 Blair Street. Tel: 0131-220 0125. 11am-11pm. Not as outrageously mixed as it used to be, but still seriously conventional. CLAREMONT BAR & RESTAURANT 133/135 East Claremont Street. Tel: 0131-556 5662. FAX: 0131-558 3539. Bar: Mon-Sat 11am-1am, Sun 12.30pm-1am. Restaurant: Mon-Fri 11.30am-2.30pm and 6pm-10pm, Sat 11.30am-10pm, Sun 12.30pm-10pm. Gay owned, gay friendly and renowned for courtesy, comfort and good food. WWW: http://members.aol.com/scifipub E-mail: scifipub@aol.com CLOUDS 16 Forth Street. Tel: 0131-550 3808 FAX: 0131-550 3807. A gay-owned Letting Agency helping people find flatmates/tenants and tenants find flatshares/flats. WWW: http://www.wtm.co.uk/Clouds/clouds.html E-mail: cloudsacc@aol.com CYBERIA 88 Hanover Street. Tel: 0131-220 4403. Daily 10am-10pm (12pm-7pm Sun) Friendly mixed cybercafe with friendly mixed staff. Where the wired queers hang out. WWW: http://www.cybersurf.co.uk/ E-mail: edinburgh@cybersurf.co.uk DIVINE DIVA'S The Venue (Top Floor), 15 Calton Road. Tel: 0131-556 8997. Every fourth Friday - 9.30pm-3am. Women only one nighter with all proceeds going to Edinburgh Switchboard. EDINBURGH LESBIAN GAY AND BISEXUAL CENTRE 58a and 60 Broughton Street. Houses PJ's , Nexus Cafe-Bar, OUTRIGHT Scotland, Pride Scotland and Massage for Health. Also provides meeting and noticeboard space for many lesbigay organisations. Private mailboxes available. FANTASIES 8b Drummond Street. Tel/FAX: 0131-557 8336. Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun Noon-9pm. Scotland's ONLY licenced SEX shop where you'll be made welcome by the very bearish Vince (who's straight) or Paddy (who isn't). Toys galore, video rental too! Glamour shop upstairs. FOUR BBBB's CLUB 26b Dublin Street. Tel: 0131-538 7775. Big Beary Bulky Boys have their own club at Intense in the New Town Bar on the 4th Friday of the month. 8-10pm - bar opens to non members 9pm-1am. FRENCH CONNECTION 89 Rose Street Lane North. Tel: 0131-225 7651. Mon-Sat Noon-1am, Sun 1pm-1am. Intimate bar just off Rose Street Crawl. Never a dull moment. Karaoke Tue/Fri. JOY Wilkie House, Cowgate. JOY Info Line: 0131-467 2551. 10pm-3am. Joy, Scotland's most upfront gay club! ukp7 members/ukp8 non-members (reduced entry of ukp5/ukp6 before 11pm). E-mail: clubjoy@hotmail.com WWW: http://freespace.virgin.net/alanjoy.dj/joyhome.htm MASSAGE FOR HEALTH 58a/60 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-669 8039 or 0131-478 1090. By appointment only. Therapeutic massage from ITEC qualified practitioners Anne and John. Concessions available. NEW TOWN BAR 26B Dublin Street. Tel: 0131-538 7775. Mon-Thu Noon-1am. Fri-Sat Noon-2am. Sun 12.30pm-1am. Especially popular with Bears, but has wide clientele. Intense, the sub-basement leather and fetish bar is open Wed-Thu 10pm-1am, Fri-Sat 10pm-2am and Sun 10pm-1am - men only, dress code. NEXUS CAFE-BAR 60 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-478 7069. 11am-11pm. The cafe at the Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual Centre. Now under new management with a new name and increasingly busy. E-mail: nexus1cb@aol.com No EIGHTEEN 18 Albert Place. Tel: 0131-553 3222. Mon-Sat Noon-10pm, Sun 2-10pm. Sauna club for gay gentlemen - run by a couple of straight Dykes! Open on Sundays - great for that aprs Kirk Session! THE OUTHOUSE Broughton Street Lane. Tel: 0131-557 6668. Mon-Sat Noon-1am. Sun 12.30pm-1am. Gay friendly cafe bar in a small lane in the gay triangle. OUT OF THE BLUE 36 Broughton Street. (Downstairs at the Blue Moon Cafe). Tel: 0131-478 7048. Noon-9pm. New gay and lesbian store selling books, mags, videos, wearing apparel, etc. Providing some welcome competition for Mrs Tubby Bear at PJ's! PERMISSION Shady Lady's, Cowgate. Next date: July 12th 11pm - 3am. Happy Hour 11pm-12am. Pan-sexual fetish club with dance floor & play space. Dress code (anything impressive and non-Nazi). E-mail: permission@hedonism.demon.co.uk Web: http://www.hedonism.demon.co.uk/permission/ PJ'S 60 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-558 8174. Mon-Sat Noon-7pm, Sun Noon-5pm. Gifts and toys for gay boyz and girlz. ROUTE 66 6 Baxter's Place. Tel: 0131-524 0061. Mon-Sat 12.30pm-1am, Sun 3pm-1am. Misnamed - it's the best Route to a 69 that we've ever found - ask for details of where the bus stops are! A shame they've taken the real ale out. THE STAG & TURRET 1-7 Montrose Terrace. Tel: 0131-478 7231. 11am-late. Friendly gay boozer just round the corner from the Solas Centre. Under new management. SOLAS CAFE 2/4 Abbeymount. Tel: 0131-661 0982. Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri 11am-4pm, Wed 5-9pm. Attached to Solas National HIV Information Centre. Good home cooking (everything cooked on the premises). Both dead animal and veggie. TACKNO Club Mercado, 36-39 Market Street. Tel: 0131-226 4224. Last Sun of each month 11pm-4am. DJ Trendy Wendy. Mixed and crowded club night. TASTE The Honeycomb, 36-38a Blair Street. Tel: 0131-220 4381. Sun 11pm-3am. Weekly mixed members' club with DJs Fisher and Price. THEATRE ROYAL BAR 24 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-557 2142. Mon-Sat Noon-Midnight. Basically straight, this Real Ale bar (formerly a Gas Board Showroom) in the middle of Edinburgh's Gay Triangle attracts a fair number of queers for an off-scene pint before heading for nearby fleshpots. WEB 13 13 Bread Street. Tel: 0131-229 8883. Mon-Fri 9am-10pm, Sat 9am-6pm, Sun Noon-6pm. Informal mixed cybercafe with homely and approachable staff. WWW: http://www.web13.co.uk/ E-mail: queries@web13.co.uk Falkirk DROOKIT DUCK 16 Grahams Road. Tel: (01324) 613644. Mon 11am-3pm and 5pm-11.30. Tue-Thu 11am-3pm and 5pm-12.30am. Fri-Sat 11am-1am. Sun 7pm-Midnight. Straight bar used by a few discrete local gays. Near to Grahamston station. Galashiels GREEN'S DINER 4 Green Street. Tel: (01896) 757667. Mon-Tue 10am-5pm. Wed-Sat 10am-10pm. Mixed. discreet trendy cafe/bar. Regular meeting place for all Border Town lesbians, gays and bisexuals. Closed Sundays. Glasgow AUSTINS 183a Hope Street. Tel: 0141-332 2707. Mon-Fri 4pm-Midnight, Sat-Sun 2pm-Midnight. Friendly and busy basement pub. Entertainment most evenings. Happy hours: Mon-Fri 4-9pm, Sat 7-10pm. BENNETS NIGHTCLUB 90 Glassford Street. Tel: 0141-552 5761. Tue-Sun 11pm-3am. Beautifully appointed busy club. Frequent PAs. Tuesdays are straight. CCA Centre for Contemporary Arts, 350 Sauchiehall Street. Tel: 0141-332 0522. Centre open Mon-Wed 9am-11pm Thur-Sat 9am-Midnight Sun Noon-5pm. Bookshop Mon-Sat 10am-6pm Sun Noon-5pm. Galleries Mon-Sat 11am-6pm Sun Noon-5pm (admission free). Two galleries, two performance spaces, cafe bar and bookshop. Lesbigay friendly place bustling with life, the universe and everything. Wheelchair accessible apart from upstairs performance space. E-mail: gen@cca-glasgow.com CAFFE LATTE 58 Virginia Street. Tel: 0141-553 2553. Mon-Sun Noon-Midnight. European style diner. Relaxed atmosphere. Wide selection of pastas, pizzas and sandwiches. CENTURION 19 Dixon Street. Tel: 0141-248 4485. Fax: 0141-400 1080. Sauna and Shop: Sun-Fri Noon-10pm, Sat Noon-Late (Allnighter). New Steam Room all the way from Peterborough. Very busy on Sundays! CLONE ZONE 35 Virginia Street. Tel: 0141-552 3103. Mon-Wed 10.30am-6pm, Thu-Sat 10.30am-10pm, Sun 1.30-7pm. The largest gay shop in Scotland. Clothes, videos, magazines, toys. WWW: http//www.czone.demon.co.uk/ COURT BAR 69 Hutcheson Street. Tel: 0141-552 2463. Mon-Sat 11am-Midnight, Sun 8.30pm-Midnight. Small bar beside former Sheriff Court. Straight until mid-evening. DELMONICA'S BAR AND GRILL 68 Virginia Street. Tel: 0141-552 4803. Daily Noon-Midnight. Busy pub with backroom area (not THAT kind of backroom!). GLASGOW GAY & LESBIAN CENTRE 11 Dixon Street. Tel/FAX: 0141-221 7203. Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun Noon-5pm. Glasgow's community centre for lesbians, gay men and bisexuals. Cafe. Other businesses in the centre include Asset Mortgages. Two large meeting rooms available for hire. Not as busy as it should be - it needs your support! Fully wheelchair accessible venue. WWW: http://www.gglc.org.uk/gglc/ E-mail: gglc@gglc.org.uk INTERNET CAFE 569 Sauchiehall Street. Tel: 0141-564 1052. Mon-Fri 9am-11pm, Sat 10am-11pm, Sun 11am-11pm. Friendly staff, mixed clientele, full Internet access from ukp2 per half hour. Food served all day. WWW: http://www.linkcafe.co.uk/ E-mail: tim@linkcafe.co.uk THE LANE 60 Robertson Street Lane (off Argyle Street). Tel: 0141-221 1802. Noon-10pm. "Exotic Gay Men's Club" with sauna and private cabins. Promotional offers. Look for the green light. LOVE BOUTIQUE The Arches, Midland Street. Tel: 0141-221 9736. 11pm-3am. 1st Saturday of the month. Busy mixed club popular with the younger crowd. OVER THE RAINBOW BISTRO 6 Kersland Street. Cafe: Thur-Tue 9am-5pm. Bistro: Mon-Sat 7-11pm. Friendly cafe/bistro in the heart of the West End run by two beautiful, recently married, drama queens. Mixed clientele. Full vegetarian menu available. BYOW. Booking advised in the evening. PENELOPE'S 18 Jamaica Street. Tel: 0141-400 1423. Tue 11pm-3am. Weekly club night. DJ Boff. Regular PAs and drinks promos. Entry ukp2/ukp3. THE POLO LOUNGE 84 Wilson Street. Tel: 0141-553 1221. Mon-Thu Noon-1am, Fri-Sun Noon-3am. Upmarket bar. Piano Bar on Tuesdays, Jazz on Sundays. Trophy Room now open. Voted No.1 club in UK by Boyz. QC's CAFE-BAR GGLC, 11 Dixon Street. Tel: 0141-204 5418. Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun Noon-5pm. The tastefully decorated eaterie for the Glasgow Gay and Lesbian Centre. SADIE FROST'S 8-10 West George Street. Tel: 0141-332 8005. Noon-Midnight. Bar meals Noon-7pm. Friendly staff who compliment the upmarket decor. Nice and convenient for rail travellers to the North and East of Scotland. TIN PAN ALLEY 39 Mitchell Street. Tel: 0141-248 7377. Mon-Tue. 11pm-3am. Entry ukp2/3. Drinks ukp1.50. Tacky and cruisy as ever (in the nicest possible way). TRON THEATRE CAFE BAR 63 Trongate. Tel: 0141-552 8587. Noon-Midnight. Friendly theatre bar. Mixed. VICTORIA BAR 157-159 Bridgegait. Tel: 0141-552 6040. Mon-Sat 11am-Midnight, Sun 12.30pm-Midnight. Basically straight, but justly popular with Glasgow's many Real Ale queens and dykes. THE WATERLOO 306 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141-221 7359. Daily Noon-Midnight. Semper idem! Popular, crowded, down to earth gay drinking shop. Scotland's oldest gay bar - what more can we say? Busy, busy, busy! Inverness NICO'S BAR/BISTRO Glen Mhor Hotel, Ness Bank. Tel: (01463) 234308. Wed and Fri 9-11pm. Smart relaxed bar popular with local gays especially on Wednesday and Friday nights (9.15pm onwards). Mixed clientele. Stirling BARNTON BISTRO 3 1/2 Barnton Street. Tel: (01786) 461698. Mon-Thur 10.30am-11.45pm, Fri-Sat 10.30am-12.45am, Sun Noon-11.45pm. (Food: Day and early evening). Near to railway station, Mixed, busy, bohemian and friendly bar/bistro. Popular with students and Sons/Daughters of the Rock alike. Good food. Real Ale. InsideOut: a monthly magazine for lesbians, gays and bisexuals. ISSN: 1360-9327. Edited, printed and published in Scotland. (c) Pageprint Publishing Limited, June 1998. PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5JW. In even numbered months, InsideOut appears as part of ScotsGay. Non profit use by the lesbigay community of material in the magazine will normally be permitted free of charge - but contact us first for permission. We haven't had sex with most of the people who appear in the magazine, so we don't actually know what their sexuality is. Editorial: Tel: 0131-539 0666. Fax: 0131-539 2999. E-mail: scotsgay@drink.demon.co.uk. Internet World-Wide-Web: http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ Advertising: Tel: 0131-558 1279. Fax: 0131-539 2999. Subscribing by E-mail: Send a 'subscribe scotsgay-list' message to listserver@drink.demon.co.uk and the text files of future editions will be delivered to you by e-mail. --------------------------------------------------------------- DUN EIDEANN =========== So where were you on the day? Mmm, recuperating... a lost clubber's dream; remember - scintillating, scorching, simper-muscle deep sounds searing through a roar of undulating torso-sheen crowds at Fire Island torching the innards of the Venue... well!! damp; certainly, being the Vaults, but it was not my lungs I had in mind, an island; undoubtedly, as there were only twelve of us boyz trapped by an ukp8 door charge and a flash fire of hostile heterosexuals - toted as an event for OUR ONE weekend of the year!! Get it right else yer ass is toast, honey. Uz Gay Boyz Is Gittin' A Might Miffy With Unscrupulous Promoters. No tellin' what a boy might do with an inferno on board, no hard cash in the back o' his jeans and no place tae go! Actually, scraped my shit together for a Scotrail caffeine fix and Ian's smile, as ever impish, though Blue Moon customers will miss the party boy today. Mr & Mrs Glasgow public definitely on the cheery side of boyz & gals shrieking laldy on our burgeoning Scottish march, though my friend Vicky wiznae supported solely by the float she was on and the swali continued thereafter flowing tides of gals & boyz from beer tent to club tent. Besieging a pop icon occupied some boyz, gals thrived on surround sound torch song karoake, others kept mongoose watch in the main stage area, some slogan shopped "YES I AM" / "BOYS WHO DO BOYS" or were seduced by some salacious cockney blond into pink pound power, the Red Ribbon credit card offered by MNEB. From Universal Church through all things rainbow and pierced to baguette belly, buddies to budweiser were courted, but a bop in the club tent saved all from a barely indulgent Glasgow cloud genie who turned progressively sour at exclusion from grolsch-snogs and sheer clad toti whisper nudging on the dance floor squeeze. Even that leveller of all humanity, Portaloo had upgraded to a palatable outdoor washing facility. Revelling on, the crowd determined that moment, instinct kicked in, last minute shag-pouts were abandoned, Delmonica's scent raced through the arteries, dance divas ascended tables, chairs, whatever and we all became friends of Frankenfurter. Packing in boyz-heat even convinced this reviewer to join the half monty while fixing on the nearest shiny pecs, hopelessly outsyncing Time Warp. World Cup bar throngs titillated endless thirsty punters weaving through the Cafe Latte - Delmonicas - Polo Lounge toti trawl, until the decision couldn't be avoided... was it to be a Polo Lounging popparty / a Bennets bopdrop, or the camel run back for luscious Luvely / boyz-busting Bent? All were swamped to the nipple piercings with boyz and gals, methinks even the Southerners are developing a taste for Scottish (by head count!!). Trawling home on the 4:30am bus was not a high point, when followed by winter rain and an absence of Sunday LRT until 7am!! Rumplestiltskin arose at 7pm and still had party left in him. One cannot deny the joy of an Edinburgh peopling its summer with the happy folk from all corners of the globe, and speaking of Joy it seems a sure fire bet for straight boys to score a shag off those modern women who just have to have the gay boyfriend, but 3am is a watershed to reveal us all, body politic rules n'est pas! Nigel Chipps ------------------------------------------------------------------- GLASCHU ======= "Nation Shall Speak Pish Unto Nation" - I'm Talking, So Shut It!! Summer at last! You can always tell, can't you? Fat, horrible, ugly people trying to look trendy in shorts and skimpy T-shirts - aargh! Roll on winter when they cover all that barfy white flab back up again. Still, I suppose it does give us a chance to ogle all the pretty young bits of stuff dancing topless in the clubs at the moment. Mind you, it's been quite uncomfortable out on the town some nights, with the clubs packed full of hot, sweaty bodies, especially if you're like me (who is?) and feel a bit hot and sticky under all this hair. Yeah - I know it's my own fault for not conforming to the fashion police, and getting a nice, cool, short, trendy (boring), identikitJanet hairdo, just 'cos I'm melting under my mop! Now, is it just me, or has this warm weather brought all the arseholes crawling out from the woodwork? Seems like everywhere I go just now, some gurgling, drunken twat latches on to me, trying to engage in some totally incomprehensible load of gibberish! You know the type. They start off with "Y' awlright?", then launch into the usual "How old are youse?/What do you do?/What's your name?/Fancy a blowjob?", stop briefly to draw breath then ask the same crap all over again. Let's face it, these sad bastards are never going to get into anybody's knickers (especially mine) if they're always so fucking pissed they can't even remember somebody's name for more than five minutes! And have you noticed the number of cissies around who wouldn't normally give a shit about football who are currently twittering on and on about the World Cup? BORING! Who cares? Mind you, it was nice to see America getting their best arse-licking since Vietnam by Iran of all people, who well and truly pissed all over them. I'll be glad when it's all over, and the cissies get back to twittering on about their new frocks, hairdos, music, last night's shag, and all the other shite they usually waffle on about. Mind you, I suppose the English FootieJanets will be having a good drool over the very pretty Michael Owen. I'll bet there's a good few who wouldn't mind shagging the arse off HIM! Pride got a record attendance this year, with ten thousand lesbigays getting their arse down to Glasgow Green for the piss-up. Couldn't help but feel sorry for all those who'd been in the beer tent and had to spend ages queueing to get to the bogs - never learn, do you? As usual, ScotsGay had a stand in the market area (it was the one with all the bits of telephone equipment on it, and don't ask me why 'cos I don't know either) and we had a fair few people coming up to meet Heather, Seumas, CalMac, the Great Bald One and myself. I also got the chance to catch up on the gossip from Dod 'n' Bunty town from all those who'd come down for the day. It's actually amazing just how many Aberdonians have made it over the wire since I've been in Glasgow. The Smirnoff Dance Tent was jumping too, so I'm told, although I didn't actually go for a boogie myself 'cos I'd get slagged rotten for acting like all the disco bunnies! I heard a few moans about the music not being loud enough, but I suppose this was something to do with the noise limit being imposed. Despite this, everyone seemed to have a good time and I suspect the higher-than-expected turnout may have been due to the numbers of people not going to London Pride this year due to the admission charge. For me, the most frustrating thing about this year's Pride was the fact that the prettiest guy there was straight! Bloody marvellous. Oh, and wasn't it amazing to see how houseproud the crowd was, putting all their litter in the bins - imagine the mess that 10,000 breeders would have left. I had a bit of a moan last month about the price of soft drinks in Penelope's and was pleased (along with a good few others) to see that they're a lot more reasonable now- the power of the press and all that! I thought I was seeing things a couple of weeks ago when DJ Boff came over for a natter with his pet rat on his shoulder - you ever tried having a conversation with a furry animal twitching its gnashers inches away? Bizarre! Penelope's seems to have pretty much taken over from Tin Pans on Tuesday although they still appear to be doing OK on Monday. Which reminds me - DJ Stella has asked me to pass on his apologies for his non-appearance a couple of weeks ago, but he'd had enough of them not paying him on time and has now severed all links with the venue. And I've also been asked to mention that the Friday night JOY bash will not be going ahead 'cos they fucked Alan about too! At last the much hated curfew has been moved back an hour, to the great delight of bar staff working in other pubs who no longer have the mad dash to get their own pub cleared up, change out of their black and whites into their disco frocks and dash along to Bennets or the Poo before the doors close. Some of the clubs have started giving out pass-outs so you can go from one place to another and then back without having to pay twice. Not that us guest-list blaggers have to pay in the first place! Didn't get down to the Mr Bear UK competition as planned, but head-bear Doug tells me they hope to have things organised better next year. Anyway, they'll be looking for a lot more entrants next time around, but in the meantime they're still holding their meetings round at the Court Bar. Dates, times and contact stuff in the listings. Well now, Tony (fuck the poor and kiss Sierra-man's arse) Blair finally allowed the free vote on the age of consent, and we got 16 as predicted. Pretty tame debate really without out favourite bigots of the old days jumping on the religious bandwagon. Don't you just miss all the old, dead farts such as Nick Fairbairn and co.? Quite ironic that we used to have people like old Tricky Nicky spouting fire and brimstone according to Leviticus, yet conveniently neglecting the parts about adulterers being put to death. Predictably, the blue-rinse brigade got their knickers in a twist, quoting some dubious poll showing that the Great British Public believed no change should be made. So what? What's it for to do with them anyway? Let's face it, do we really need the Sun-reading, Blind Date-watching, brain dead proletariat sticking their noses into stuff that doesn't concern them? The great unwashed are generally incapable of forming a rational opinion about anything unaided, and only a fool could seriously claim that their views about us are relevant in the name of Democracy. Austins are arranging a Christmas party on July 25th. You'll have to excuse me for not sounding too enthusiastic, but I thought the idea of these extemporaneous piss-ups died out back in the 80s. Nil points for originality! Big box of Smarties to Mr Nash over at the Poo for the current crop of very pretty bits of fluff currently working behind the bar. Here's hoping this current crop last a bit longer than usual as there really is some serious talent on the payroll for a change! And talking of things not lasting for long, it would appear that some of the students have got those nice new advertising frames currently adorning the Poo bogs firmly in their sights as souvenirs. If my own experience of drunken students collecting pub fixtures and fittings is anything to go by, I predict some poor bugger getting landed with the job of Polyfilla-ing in all the holes after the raiding party. You can actually untwist the fittings for these between the prongs of a fork, but we used to get some punters in who'd just lever the whole bloody thing off the wall, along with a few pounds of plaster! At the moment, the rumour merchants are working overtime regarding the opening of a new gay club that was recently announced. Most of the stories doing the rounds are the usual predictable crap and yet again, ScotsGay can exclusively reveal the truth behind the rumours. Unfortunately, the deal is now off, and the club will definitely NOT be opening. Despite having given the go ahead for the new club, the owners of the building suddenly changed their minds after being made a last minute offer for the premises by the owners of another Glasgow club. This other club is looking for a new venue, as they are currently appealing against the revocatiuon of their drinks licence. Obviously, it would make sense for them to have an alternative venue up and running if the section 31 order is successful. But if the appeal is upheld, then the club may not wish to split their existing trade between two venues. In this event, they have said that they might look at running the new place as a gay club. Given the poor trading history of the new venue, this could prove to be a good option as the projected figures for running it as a gay business compare very favourably with the straight turnover the club was recently achieving. In the meantime there are long faces all around for those concerned, including Stella, who was going to be organising the music and PAs, myself as I'd been asked to manage it, and various others who had been offered jobs. Anyway, something good may yet come out of it all, depending on the outcome of the appeal to the licensing board, but don't hold your breath!! You know, one of the best things about doing this column is all these people who come up to say how much they like the mag and to give me a pat on the back for not being scared to write stuff that the pubs and clubs don't like! Unfortunately there are a few people who seem to think that I'm going to be annoyed or offended by them talking to me, so they end up apologising for troubling me and so on. Now, I know that my appearance and reputation tends to scare a few people off, but I'm not really all THAT bad, so if anybody wants me to cover anything, just grab hold of me when you see me out on the town and I'll gladly have a chat about forthcoming events, suggestions etc. You can't miss me 'cos I stick out like a sore thumb - just keep a lookout for the long-haired heavy metal nutter in the tatty old bike jacket. I don't bite people's heads off - honest! Well, except for when I get interrupted when I'm out on the prowl for a shag. Right then, I think that's about it for this month. Complaints, bribes, moans, mucky pictures (that reminds me 'Ms Maher', where's all that Internet porn you promised me?), compliments, indecent suggestions and death threats to the usual address at the back of the mag. Keep on rockin', Minerva minerva@drink.demon.co.uk ----------------------------------------------------------- DUN-DEAGH ========= Glasgow Green was host to a fair contingent of Dundonians for what all agree was a brilliant day & night out organised by Pride Scotland. The talent was cracking and I don't just mean main stagers Somerville, Horse and Mizz Dunbar. Local wimmin Vikki and Shelley were evident. Also playing in the Smirnoff Dance Tent in between Stella and a Radio Clyde DJ that none of us Eastcoasters knew was the talented Liberty spinner DJ "BP". So if you were unable to go due to the cancellation of the (dis)organised bus then you missed yourself. It was of course this very column which first broke the news that Pride Scotland may be interested in a mini event in Dundee. I understand that the matter was taken a little further along with more than a little wine by the committee and one Dundee venue owner. Size as we all know is not always the most important considerarion (shite) and with visitors from Aberdeen and further North as well as some Central Belters this has a chance. The idea of 'safety in numbers' might even bring one or two Dundonians OUT in their home town. We certainly need something to bring people out in Dundee as the scene's three venues have been rather empty on some nights. Even the inevitable pool tables and table football games have failed to entice people. Could this be due to this little football game going on in Frogland? I'm just waiting for one of the pub owners to come up to me and say "use it or lose it" 'cause that has been traditionally the kiss of death. I for one fear returning to the days of entering Oscars back passage! Poorly attended also was a benefit evening for Lisa and Jill, the 'Southwest Trains Two' who are campaigning for equal treatment. The door charge of three bucks may have appeared a little steep to some. However the venue Devas which appeared to be trying harder has left broken glass doors unrepaired and both toilets are recommended only for the desperate or those who have nasal blockage. They seek him here they seek him there but the Sheriff Officers still have not located the Chief Librarian or should it be Chief Blunderer of the Bibliotek. The trail of debt achieved in Dundee would keep a News of the World reporter busy investigating for a month. The gay community awaits with baited breath to see who takes it over and whether oor Karen will try to knock Brenda off her high horse (sorry pedestal!). Devas World Enterprises appear to be expanding with the acquisition of Butch Hostelry The Pillars. The deal will be or perhaps was by the time you read this, met with disbelief by the licensed trade. It's not only Frank Sinatra whose life terminated recently. The Women's Disco Group has lost the Sinatras pub venue after some years and an apparent change of management policy. Liberty was again begged to save the day which they did with just hours notice apparently. The Wimmin have of course thanked them in the usual style. The next Wimmins Night is in the Galleon on the 11th July. Had to make do with watching it on Top of the Pops which has harmed my street cred no end. Surprise surprise Dana International didn't quite make it to Dundee or Scotland for that matter! Was she concerned that our weather might have affected those implants? Hopefully she'll have some miming lessons before she does come as the lack of synchronisation reminded me of a ventriloquist I once knew or was it his dummy? Miss Liberty was letting what's left of her hair down at her 40th Birthday Bash. Was it giving away the free drinks, T shirts and CDs that got her crying, our rendition of Happy Birthday or that she lost out to one of her staff to see who could shag the stripper first? Local singer Blonde and local stripper Mack complimented the party atmosphere which was also experienced by some familiar faces from Glasgay. So there you have it in Bonnie Dundee. With the students away from the uni we are keen for some fresh meat that's over the legal age and under the pension age... so that excludes wur Editor!! See ya soon in the City of Discovergay! Liquid Silk ---------------------------------------------------------------------- INBHIR NIS ========== A Highland Episcopal bishop has become the latest to give his blessing to gay, lesbian and bisexual lovers as well as homosexual clergy. Bishop Gregor MacGregor of Moray, Ross and Caithness has linked up with the Scottish Primus, the Most Rev. Richard Holloway and the bishop of Brechin, The Right Rev. Neville Chamberlain. This sort of stance has caused outrage throughout the Anglican Communion and could disrupt a conference to be held in Canterbury starting July 18th. The "Lambeth Conference" is called by the Archbishop of Canterbury every 10 years. Bishop MacGregor et al support a document entitled Statement of Koinonia which claims that homosexuality is morally neutral and can be lived out with beauty, honour, holiness and integrity. A local lay reader of the church was sacked recently by the bishop for attacking his integrity and his views and also the opinion of the Primus by saying that it (homosexuality) was ungodly. The farmer from North Kessock also said it was the most controversial item on the agenda. This column is being written on the night that will see the age of consent lowered to 16 in line with heterosexuals. No doubt that will allow many sighs of relief up and down the country, let alone the Highlands, so Bishop MacGregor's comments are well timed. Other news North:- Reach Out Highlands' new centre at 34 Waterloo Place was officially opened by Roy Kilpatrick of Healthy Gay Scotland and the Scottish Voluntary HIV and AIDS Forum on Friday June 19th. A good crowd turned up, with many others popping in throughout the afternoon and the evening. Mr Kilpatrick said the Centre was "a new step forward for the Highlands". He also said that "one of the myths of HIV was that it was perceived not to be a problem in rural areas" when interviewed by ScotsGay (the only Scottish GLB publication to send a reporter to this opening). Speaking to Jackie Redding, Manager of R.O.H, about the threat from the upgraded services and new look of the G.U.M clinic at Rangmore, she said that "There is no competition", that R.O.H enjoyed "a good working relationship with the G.U.M" and that it was "good that there is a choice. Reach Out also hopes to increase its services with a new Hepatitis Clinic run by the Centre's Registered Nurse which will be testing for Hep A, B and C and vaccinating against Hep A and B. The Centre also hopes to restart the helpline which previously was aimed more at gay men and was disbanded due to the lack of calls. However, with more and more calls being received on the Centre's answering service out of hours - on all subjects and from all sexualities, it has been decided to look into a new helpline being set up. Jackie continued to say that the Centre now employs two full time and five part time staff, with two permanent volunteers. The Centre could do with more volunteers, said Jackie, so if anyone is interested, please get in touch. (See listings). Two interesting bits of news now. Speaking to an Australian tourist in Nico's recently I was delighted to hear that he had found out where to go to find gay life in the town. He had arrived not knowing where to go or what to do when he spotted and recognised the sign and emblems at R.O.H. (which had literally only been put up a couple of hours earlier that day). He went in and found out the information he needed and proceeded to have a great night at Nico's as a result. Just goes to show the power of an emblem. The other bit of news I was "tickled pink" to hear was told to me by a local young man who had missed out on reading his latest copy of ScotsGay (and this column) before going on holiday to Rome. It all ended well, though, as much to his surprise (and Calmac's delight) he came across a copy of the issue required whilst in Rome in some establishment that he visited. What can we at ScotsGay say - that really says it all, doesn't it. Now what else? Oh yes, how can I forget - a van-load of merry folk including a few local celebs all piled into a minibus organised by the newly formed Pride of Moray Firth Social Group and headed off down to this year's Pride. The mood at 7am when we met was slightly tetchy, however the Moray gang turned up on time (a world first) and the mood soon blossomed racing down the A9 screaming our tits off. (Adding to the general amusement were the several bemused garage staff and customers we left in our glittering wake along the way). Despite arriving at Glasgow Green to dump off stuff prior to the march and then the van "dying" on us and having to hot foot it (pink hair and glitter in evidence) through Glasgow to meet the march at George Square, the rest of the weekend went swimmingly (alcoholically) well. Of course nobody hardly managed to meet anyone else at the designated meeting points, but heh, the weekend was full of dramas including Calmac ending up 3 floors up a scaffolding erection at 3am Sunday morning (but the less said about that the better). Also met the gorg Minerva (Rapunzel!) - nice to see ya sweetie. Anyway, final bitz 'n' pieces now. Anyone else think the barman in the Aberdeen column in the last issue was cute? I've actually seen him in the flesh before - I went quite weak when he served me my pint. Greetings to "Welshman" who is covering for Gussie. By the way - GUSSIE, WHERE ARE YOU? - phone me soon. Moray have obviously decided they want to write their own column (exclusive bitches!) so best of luck to Dr Kenniff and Matron Hattie (two folk to write a column?? who does what??) Even Liquid Silk can write on her own (oops sorry Silky xxx) By the way, wot was our illustrious editor thinking of putting a "Good Gay sex advice 0896 numbers ad" in my column?? (Has Mrs Calmac been complaining again John?) Anyway, that's all folks, see you around, take care, and for all you 16 year olds out there..... HAVE FUN!!! (safely) Calmac calmac@drink.demon.co.uk ------------------------------------------------------------- MOIREIBH ======== Hi! from the Hub of the Universe. Did you all enjoy Pride, then? We've survived to tell you all the sordid details and pass on all the gossip from this neck of the woods! We had organised transport to take an assorted (as in "lick-or-sit" all-sorts, Mr. Bassett) bunch from Moray, Nairn and Inverness to the big day out on Glasgow Green, so we swarmed out of our caves and mud huts, rivers and lochs (hi! Calmac) in the wee sma' hoors to head for the Great Metropolis, all rigged out in our finest and cluttered up with various makeup bags, banners and paraphernalia for our stalls. To the disgust of our driver, Charlie Chicken, many of us couldn't seem to last more than ten miles without a "smoko" break (actually just an excuse to check out every possible cottage along the way!), but the merry band finally arrived at Glasgow Green at 11.30am, where the minibus promptly threw a tantrum and refused to go any further! (Bloody Queen!) So there we were in all our feather boas and glitter mincing across Glasgow, going the opposite way from everyone else on the march! However we met up with the parade in George Square and slipped ourselves into a comfortable gap (just another day!), ending up back where we'd started! Whilst most everyone else was off enjoying the festivities, the good 'Matron' was tethered to a stall dispensing condoms and femadoms to (seemingly) every pre-pubescent and hooker in Glasgow! After the stall collapsed under her weight, she was led wailing to the nearest beer tent and lavishly supplied with 'medicine' to make things better! She ended up in the company of two 'hetero' women, and later (having somehow forgotten the name of her hotel) was picked up by a 'straight' Celtic supporter and finally ended up dossing down in Central Station! Unfortunately for some, after a good night's kip the bitch is fully recovered! (At least that's what Dr. Kenniff says!) The rest of the gang scattered throughout the various pubs and clubs of Glasgow, and quite a number of hangovers were reported the next day when, after a real queens shopping trip, the weary crew wended their way back North. (At this point an apology to Calmac is in order. We mistakenly assumed that he got his 'tricks' at Loch Ness. Not a bit of it! Apparently, if you want to see his 'Tarzan' routine you need look no further than the nearest scaffolding where, by all accounts, he does it in style!!!) Oh, yes, the minibus started up first time after the rally, and gave no further problems (definitely a 'Priscilla'!). Apart from our adventures in Glasgow, we had another barbecue at Longmorn on the 20th, which was very well attended, and included a visit from some of our Invernesian buddies and also a rare, but delightful appearance by La Doyenne Tanya and her accomplice Jungle Jane. With the usual monthly bash at 'Jollity' Farm this weekend, it's been quite a hectic June! Next on the agenda is a Fancy Dress Disco on the 17th July at the Parkhouse Hotel in Elgin, and we believe that Highland Youth Gay Group are having their Second Birthday Party Disco in Inverness on the 24th July. And then, on the 1st August (courtesy of Freddie and Michael), Pride of Moray Firth Social Group are having their main event of the summer, a barbecue and summer party at the fabulous Rothes Glen Hotel, which should go on for at least twenty-four hours, so if anyone out there is interested in joining us for any of these events, please get in touch - the more the merrier, we say!! Now be good, everybody, and remember, Penilingus (better known as 'Matron Hattie'- licky, licky!) say, "If you don't use a rubber, you're liable to be erased!" 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Looking for an affectionate relationship or friendship? Then maybe we might click. Preferably Glasgow. 30 or under. I'm 21, 6ft, 42c/34w. Caramel brown hair. Green/blue eyes. I'm attracted to shortish dark hair, chunky (not too fat/skinny). Initial contact by e-mail preferred: andrew@patsy.demon.co.uk. Box SG22015. Aberdeen - 21 Year Old Student I am 21 years old, 5' 10" tall, Slim/Med. build - considered good looking. I am of Asian origin. I am for a white male aged between 18-25. Good looks and a sense of humour essential. Friendship is most important to me. Give me a buzz... Box SG22016. Brazilian Seeks Mates in Glasgow I am a Brazilian guy in Glasgow, seeking friends. I am 29, straight-looking and acting and looking for the same. If you are interested in more, let me know. Your pic gets mine. Cheers mate. Box SG22019. Stirling New to the area, 23 year old male, medium built, dark hair and eyes WLTM people 18030 for fun, friendship and possible 1-2-1. Photo please, genuine ad. ALAWP. Box SG22024. Glasgow Guy Slim, 32, 5' 10", SA, SL, told good-looking, seeks other guys gay or bi, 25-35 for fun nights out and in. Your photo gets mine. ALA. Box SG22025. R.U.A. Porn Lover? U.R? O.K. I.M.2. Day, night, stopover fun with Edinburgh Guy's gay/straight collection. Show me yours, I'll show you mine. Haven't got any? Cum anyway! Own tissues please. ALA, but no access to e-mail. Box SG22026. Edinburgh - Young Guy Sought Edinburgh gay male (53) seeks young guy (22-32) as a companion for meals out, cosy evenings in etc. Possible relationship. Can accommodate. Box SG22027. Glasgow - Central Businessman seeks young, slim guy for fun and friendship. Into food, wine, nights in and out. Generous to right guy. Box SG22028. Edinburgh Edinburgh guy, 39, average looks, 10st, 5'8", GSOH, SA, N/S VWE, caring seeks horny fun, friendship, maybe more with younger S/A guy. Looks not important. Generous to right guy. Box SG22029. Black Man Wanted - Scotland Are you a gay, Black active guy, 30-50? If so, this 32 year old, white, passive guy would like to hear from you. I can accommodate and travel. ALA. Box SG22030. New in Glasgow Fallen angel (22) seeks dangerboy (20-30) to show me the dark side, and to let me show him the light side of life. Must have smile to die for. Box SG22031. Paisley - Glasgow Nice guy, early 40s, in good condition, enthusiastic about music, sci-fi, countryside, seeks slim, sensual younger guy for companionship and mutual pleasuring. Shy/inexperienced types particularly welcome. Write today! ALAWP. Box SG22032. Dundee - Tayside 27 yo active male, good-looking, W/E, hairy chest 5'8" tall. Medium build, blue eyes, brown hair WLTM cure passive 18-25 yo for safe, horny fun. Can accommodate. Box SG22033. Oriental Student Edinburgh/Glasgow. Good-looking 22 year old, 5'9", smooth, Chinese student, seeks 20-26, good-looking, sensitive, caring, intelligent guy for friendship, fun and possible 1-2-1. Interests include films, arts, shopping, nights in and out. Photo ensures reply. Box SG22035. First Timer, Angus - Fife - Any 36 year old first timer seeks top tutor for intro to O+A. Good pupil prepared to follow instructions and available for regular servicing. Pic and frank letter ensures reply. Box SG22036. Lochgelly Leather Given to delinquent youth in Tayside in the traditional manner. Come and relieve that tingling sensation. Box SG22037. Central - Glasgow - Edinburgh 25 yo VGSOH, slim and horny seeks guys 18-35 for hot sessions. You - slim, preferably smooth and W/E. Can accommodate. Come on, get yer kecks off! Box SG22038. Locals and Visitors to Edinburgh Young? Slim? Beginner? Gentle initiation offered - massage, oral, porno etc., by pleasant, understanding 52 yo guy. All limits respected, free overnight stay included of wished/convenient. Couples welcome. No e-mail please. ALAWP. Box SG22040. Glasgow - Friendship, Maybe More... Hi! I'm a 37-year old Scot, recently returned to my old stomping ground and looking to meet some nice people. Anybody else out there who likes the Citz, the GFT, books, pubs, architecture, conversation and so on? Then get in touch! I look forward to hearing from you. Box SG22041. All Men are Bastards Or so experience has led me to believe. But I'd be fair chuffed if someone could prove me wrong! I'm 21, 6'1", GL, VGSOH. I like having a laugh, a good night out, and a decent bevvy. Ideally you'd be 25-35, honest, sincere, loving, affectionate, fit, have all your own bits and be fairly well-balanced. If you have just split up with someone, don't bother! I'm looking for friendship first, but if the chemistry is right, so be it! Edinburgh area. Box SG22042. Glasgow 37 yo looking for fun, friendship, maybe 1-2-1, WE, medium build. You - 25-40, medium build, non-smoker, friendly, sincere. ALAWP, write soon. Box SG22043. Edinburgh Skinhead 34 yo skinhead wants to meet others into gob, w/s, boots, combat for hey wey fun in gear. Photo and phone number gets quick reply. Box SG22044. Nature Lover Wanted As summer comes now, is there anyone who loves sex outdoors - park, beach, hills, anywhere? You should have car. 43 years but feel younger outside. Hairy chest, 5'10", slim, from Glasgow. Box SG22045. Safe Oral Sex Glasgow guy, 38, S/A, N/S., attractive, 5'7", sincere, easy-going, reliable, GSOH, likes safe, oral sex looking for similar guy, 30-42, for long-term monogamous 1-2-1 relationship. Can travel, can't accommodate. Box SG22046. South Coast Sensible, S/A, sexy, young 45 yo, medium build, sm town guy needs younger, slim, hairy dark haired guy for whatever and more. Viewing recommended. Box SG22047. Dundee Slave 32 year old, 5'9", medium build, WLTM WE active Master. I submit to giving O and receiving A, CP, bondage, gob and WS. Can travel. Box SG22048. Islands - Edinburgh Mate sought by hunky, horny, discreet English lad. Fit, sporty, good looks, SA, SL for fun visits/friendship. ALA. Box SG22049. VGL 19-Year Old Slim, dark hair, unusual dark eyes, WLTM guy 20-30 who's good-looking, dominant and possessive for loving 1-2-1. Wild, passionate times assured. Glasgow-Edinburgh area. ALA. Box SG22050. Edinburgh Sexy Edinburgh guy, 28, into truth and dare, poker and consequence games seeks other fun guys and couples. Let's raise the stakes. Box SG22051. Abergavenny Lonely Gay Looking for someone special, maybe 1-2-1 relationship, 30, N/S, medium build, hazel eyes, VWH. Hobbies: music, reading, quiet nights. Prefer non-smoker. Box SG22052. Falkirk - Anywhere 45 year old, younger looking guy with good sense of humour seeks chubby or heavy build guys for love and friendship. Age unimportant. Hoping the hear from you. Box SG22053. Stop! Posh Spice Boy seeks Sporty for high kicks until 2 become 1. Ginger, Scary and Old Spice need not apply. Baby Spices welcome if legal. ALAWP. Box SG22054. Dundee - Tayside Mature man, 50s, S/A. N/S, 5'8", slim, friendly, healthy, passive WLTM solvent, caring, active guy 30-70 for long-term, stable friendship/relationship. Can travel/accommodate. Box SG22055. Visitor to Scotland 40s guy, attractive, good body, hairy, blue eyes, in Edinburgh and Islands in August seeks summer fun with straight-acting, hairy guys 20-40 years old. Box SG22056. Nice Guy Seeks Hunky Cuddle Chum Me: 26 yo, told VGL, S/A and VGSOH. Blond, blue eyes, 5'11". Nice physique, cultured, loathes scene. You: 24-35, manly, honest, respectful, sincere, handsome, humorous, huggable. Scene queens/slappers need not apply. ALAWP. Box SG22057. Glasgow - Central Belt Glasgow guy, mid 30s, slim, 5'11", 10st, GSOH, straight-acting, easy going, passive seeks top man for friendship and weird sex. Anyone out there? Box SG22058. Glasgow - Anywhere Friendly 30 yo guy WLTM Non-scene guy, 18-30 for friendship/1-2-1. Me: 5'10", brown hair, green eyes, fun-loving. Interests include music, sport, travel. You: cute and hones. ALAWP (returned). Write soon! Box SG22059. West is Best 25, 5'10", short dark hair, told VGL, slim, W/E, healthy, hygienic, GSOH, straight-acting and looking, passionate, affectionate and intelligent, occasional scene-goer, laid back and easy going, seeks... Damn! Box SG22060. Skinhead? Bored with Scene? Yes, us too. Let's get together for our own fun. Active and passive skins welcome. Serious boot, gob, verbal W/S. At home or outdoors. Write noe with photo and phone. Box SG22064. Skinhead Wanted by 26, zero crop, pierced, tattooed in boots, braces for some serious hot fun. Into verbal, gob, W/S, leather, army, football gear. Write now with photo and telephone number. Box SG22065. Naughty Boys Wanted Assertive guy, 45, 5'11", slim-medium build, seeks guys 25+ who require discreet regular discipline. Can accommodate or travel. ALA. Glasgow, Ayrshire. Box SG22066. Edinburgh - Anywhere 37 year old bi guy, fit and muscular (180lbs), seeks body-builder types for fun, friendship and working out. Also into combat sports. ALAWP. Box SG22067. Glasgow - Anywhere Gay guy, early twenties, SA, SL, slim, fit body, looking for friends with possible 1-2-1, honest, genuine with GSOH, can accommodate. Relatively inexperienced but willing to learn. Hard 'n' horny, ALA. Box SG22068. Friendly Bear Seeks Cub Small friendly bear, 41, very hairy (red) seeks smooth young cub for cuddles and mutual pawing sessions. Your cave or mine! Box SG22069. Clyde Coast Ayrshire, attractive, youthful, passive postman, 53, good, slim body, nice firm butt for mild spanking, smart appearance, sincere, reliable, seeks discreet, active friend 40-60 for safe relationship. Can travel weekends. Box SG22070. Passive, Obese Guy Wanted Active 40, slim-built, seeks XXXL passive guy 18-45 18st+ with outstanding measurements, huge thighs, drooping belly, breasts, nipples, double chin with large appetite. Merseyside, anywhere. ALAWP. Box SG22071. Play with Two Edinburgh/Glasgow. Two Americans, 29, blond, cute, versatile and 42, blue-eyed, handsome, active, coming to Scotland this summer seek fun passive guy for safe fun and friendship. Photo please. Box SG22072. BISEXUAL Bi Asian Guy - Aberdeen Bi Aberdeen Asian Guy needs friends. 23 years old, student, and cute. Wanted: white 18-25 year olds - good looking. Anything discussed. Send explicit and erotic letter, with photo if possible. I promise to answer all replies. Box SG22017. Love School Uniforms Hi I am a 30-something guy, lover of uniforms, schoolboy, schoolgirl, scout, guide... also sportswear lingerie and the like. Seeking fun and games in Aberdeen. Box SG22018. Dundee - 20 20y/o, 6'1", dark hair, blue eyes, attractive, seeks similar for friendship/more. Suffers from Scene-psychosis but likes to visit now and then! E-mail: uss_venture@hotmail.com ALAWP - save yourself and my time by not wasting time! Box SG22020. Dundee/Glasgow (20) Str8 Acting, 20 year old, 6'1", 10st, Dark Hair, (rather) Attractive seeks similar in Dundee/Glasgow area for someone looking for fun/friendship/more. ALAWP, No drama queens PLEASE! E-mail: johnny_bravo_20@yahoo.com. Box SG22022. Glasgow - Lanarkshire 33, blond, blue eyes, slim, smooth, 6'2", SA and SL - that's me. Looking for guys 18-35 for no strings fun indoors. Any nationality, oriental a plus! Into videos. Extremely open-minded! ALA. Box SG22063. BDSM - Edinburgh - Scotland Submissive male, 35, named paul (sic), tall 6'2", slim, fit, articulate with GSOH (although slightly shy and very new to scene) seeks Mistress to adore and take possession of his soul or, failing that, how about more BDSM friends and acquaintances (F/M, bi, gay, straight, whatever) for pleasantly depraved social nights out discussing life's knotty little problems over a few pints (atheists, pagans and real ale drinkers especially welcome!). Box SG22073. Edinburgh Mistress Dominant bi female, 31, Pagan HPs, CAMRA activist and typesetter, seeks over-specific ad-writer willing to adore and serve me unconditionally. Depraved nights out, esoteric discussions over a few firkins and severe punishment offered in return for a more appropriate supplication. Box SG22074. FRIENDS ABROAD Aussie Guy Coming To Aberdeen Aussie guy 37 arriving in Aberdeen mid June '98 for a month looking to meet local guys to 32yo for a laugh, and whatever else happens. Not into the scene, but likes a good band at a local pub. E-mail klem@bigfoot.com or write to Kel Murray, PO Box R772, Royal Exchange, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia. Darryl in Canada Wants You!!! Hi, Darryl in Canada here. 6'2" tall, blue eyes, 27 yrs old, looking for that strong masculine Scotsman who knows how to respect friendship! I have varied interests! But I do love guys!! I 'm hoping to achieve, a lasting friendship with someone in Scotland. Age 30+. I'm also looking for a possible relationship... Please take a chance on me, I promise to be true to you! E-mail: dshott@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca; ICQ Universal internet number: 12472790. Floridian Seeks Scottish Buddy GWM 33 Brown Hair/Eyes/Moustache seeks Gay Scottish penpals. I am masculine, handsome, and hairy, and will be travelling to the UK this fall. Would also enjoy visits to my home here on the beach! Drop me a line if you're interested and let's meet. Prefer masculine men like myself. E-mail: tazboy@earthlink.net or write Sam Blythe, 13315 1st St E Madeira Beach, Fl 33708 USA 34 Year Old Bear - Masculine - Outdoor Guy G'day I am an expatriate grown up in Tasmania Australia and NZ. I am returning to live/work in Scotland in the latter half of 98. I love the country - walking, highlands and isles, nature - history - skiing. Philosophy - poetry - travelling, I am open honest, passionate, multiskilled, well travelled, caring with Buddhist-leanings - seeking like open minded and together friends - especially those living in remote areas - like I always have. ALA. E-mail: rorytas@vision.net.au or write to Rhauri Hannan, P.O. Box 460, Huonville 7109, Tasmania, Australia. Two Aussie Guys We will be in Scotland in September for a couple of days and would like to have a playmate. One guy is 55 and a bear the other 48 and just an average guy. We both love great asses and the younger guy loves foreskin. Not sure of our plans yet but send some suggestions. We are both versatile and prefer non scene guys. E-mail: peter@tudogs.net.au or write to Peter MacDonald, P.O. Box 1153, Gosford, NSW, Australia. 2250. Looking for Friends in Scotland 33 year old gay guy looking for friends, likes sci-fi, movies, music, culture, etc., prefers outwardly masculine types but will answer all mails. E-mail: peds@mailcity.com or write to Ronaldo Pedrosa, B22L7 Madagascar Dr Vincent Hgts, Lanang Davao City 8000, Philippines. American Boys Visiting Scotland 2 American boys are visiting Edinburgh and Glasgow in August. We have some literature on places to visit, but would like more info, particularly on places to stay. We're interested in Gay owned or at least friendly hotels and what are the best pubs to visit. Please help us!!! E-mail: Drplaza@aol.com or write David Robinson, 175 N. Harbor Drive #4304 Chicago, Illinois 60601 USA. Iowa Boy Cute 25yr old Iowa boy, 5'10", 145lbs, slender athletic build, black hair, black eyes, versatile, 8.5" cut, Scottish heritage. Looking to make friends with cute, young Scotsmen. Send picture for mine (explicit pictures are welcome!). E-mail: TKHerriott@aol.com or write Todd Herriott, PO Box 133 Ames, IA, 50010-0133 USA WANTED Going to Prague? Are you going to Prague this summer? I've been there, and I have spare Czech money, anyone interested in exchanging them for pounds sterling? Genuine e-mails only, please. E-mail: msltd@zetnet.co.uk. Box SG22003. Personal Fitness Trainer Wanted Two guys 32/35, out of condition, seek PFI to start weight training etc. From scratch. Motherwell/Wishaw area. Box SG22023. Marriage Young Singapore gay man wishes to meet female UK citizen (any age) for mutually beneficial arrangement. Box SG22099. ACCOMMODATION WANTED Accommodation - Glasgow 20 yo Student seeks a room in shared accommodation for over coming academic year (August 98 - July 99). Approx £40 p/w. Able to pay 2 months in advance and provide references. Very easy going and easy to live with! E-mail: uss_venture@hotmail.com. Box SG22021. PASSING GLANCES Long Shot... Aberdeen Amadeus IBIZA foam party Sun 7th June. U green T-shirt with dark collar/cuffs. Box SG22009. LOOKING FOR Fabby Sorry I missed you and Robbie at the health tent at Pride. It'd be good to see you again so get in touch grrl. Plus, it's Wimbledon time and I need someone on my level of political correctness to ogle the tennis with. Marry. Box SG22062. Blue Vulcan - I Need You From Pink Rainbow. I'm very loved up with Chris and Craig Burns. Also WG-CN. I love to love you Craig. No more noise up, I'm yours Vulcan, so get in touch. Box SG22039. JOBS OFFERED Cash For Your Body Photogenic guys can earn £75 cash - or £100 with chest and arm definition - posing for Mike Arlen who has had 13 glossy magazines published called Mike Arlen's Guys. Send snapshots of your magnificent body to him: Mike Arlen, Wetherby Studios, 23 Wetherby Mansions, Earls Court Square, London. SW5 9BH or call him on 0171-373 1107. Models Wanted Previously published photographer needs good looking guys (18-25) who want to earn £20 per hour for publication work. For details please telephone Stuart on 0141-636 6556 (No withheld numbers please) or E-mail me: sborg16184@aol.com SERVICES Computers Want/need a hard/software upgrade? Scared of being Garry Glittered at PC World? Competitive rates offered on all upgrades and repairs. For a professional confidential service for all of your computing needs, E-mail: APB_Solutions@Hotmail.com All work will be carried out by this new 100% gay company in a very competitive manner. Remember! Keep the pound Pink! Contact Mag Contact Mag for adults: contains over 600 photos. Approval copy from: Matchmaker (K38), Chorley, PR7 4BS. Or ring: 01257 480155 (24 hours). Golden Wheel Seeking discreet gay or bisexual new friends, male or female? Long standing service, all areas and worldwide. Send stamp for details to: (Sadie), The Golden Wheel, Liverpool. L15 3HT. International Pen Friends Would you like to correspond with gay men all over the world? It is possible through INTERGAY, an international gay pen club. For all information, write to: INTERGAY, Voorstraat 12-A, 4033 AD, Lienden, The Netherlands. Painter And Decorator Female painter and decorator. Glasgow based. Call Zoe Smith on 0141-402 2112. Pen Friends Lesbian Gay and Bi Pen Friends, non profit service, Box numbers, Monthly listings, no out dated ad's, free voice mail, SAE PO Box 2000, Horwich, Bolton, Lancashire, England, BL6 7PG. Tel/Fax 01204 667747 or e-mail lgb@clara.net WWW: http://www.angelfire.com/ga/lgb/index.html Worldwide Penfriends Regular lists. Make friends, exchange holidays, improve your languages. For general and music lovers' lists send £3 to "The Penpal List", c/o 221B Merton Road, Southfields, London. SW18 5EE. BACK RUBS Back Rub Plus - Paisley. Handsome Hung Hunks Available For Sensual/Erotic Back Rubs. In/Out Calls - 7 Days. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Call Chic, Mike or Ian 0141-889 1764. E-mail: joe@glasgowguys.demon.co.uk Best Massage At Best Price Too! Sensual all over body massage by passive, stout and cuddly gay man. To visit: call 0131-271 0481 or leave number and name on Ansa-Phone. See you soon! Central Scotland Black, active muscular VWE lad. A discreet and friendly body rub. 12 stones, six footer. CP available. Call Chris 07020 082461. Edinburgh Masseur A caring skilled personal touch at excellent poundstretcher value. £15. Jim. 0131-556 7199. Escort - Kissogram - Massage The very best for entertainment. The ultimate in sexual fantasy. Private shows or parties: the choice is yours. Telephone: 0411 284558. 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Large Georgian house located in the city centre, close to the gay village, all rooms colour TV, double beds, tea/coffee, communal lounge, sun room and large gardens. Central Private Hotel Mixed clientele, Junction 28 M1, short distance to Nottingham, Derby, Sheffield, ALTON TOWERS, Sherwood Forest, Rooms En-suite, Licensed Restaurant, vegetarians, laundry service. Own front door key, no restrictions, Massage & Sunbed room. Weekend rates available. Phone: 01623 552373/Fax: 01623 443106. Edinburgh Mansfield House - Small elegant guest house within minutes of bars/clubs. All rooms have colour TV, tea and coffee making facilities. Basic room or En Suite. Continental breakfast available until midday. 57 Dublin Street, Edinburgh. EH3 6NL. Tel/FAX: 0131-556 7980. New York and San Francisco Pride Travel has the largest selection of gay and lesbian friendly hotels, guest houses and apartments in New York, San Francisco and throughout the USA/Canada. For brochure, phone Pride Travel-USA on 01273 606656. Provincetown USA Provincetown - America's most popular gay/lesbian resort. It's like being at Gay Pride every day of the week. Live the legend. For free brochure telephone Pride Travel-USA on 01273 606656. Rothes Glen Hotel Moray's premier country house hotel, in acres of grounds and glorious views towards the Grampian Mountains, is noted for warmth and friendly service. Six miles south of Elgin, midway between Inverness and Aberdeen. Contact Michael or Freddie, Rothes Glen Hotel, Rothes, Morayshire. AB38 7AQ. Telephone: 01340 831254. E-mail: 101516.1660@compuserve.com Southern Spain B+B. Private luxury villa, pool secluded. Stunning views to Mediterranean. Close to gay beaches, busy scene. For brochure: Tel/Fax Chris, Peter, 0034 524 73252, mobile 0034 509 55665 ------------------------------------------ INTERNATIONAL ============= by Rex Wockner ZIMBABWEAN GAY LEADER ARRESTED FOR SODOMY The programme manager of Gays and Lesbians of Zimbabwe, Keith Goddard, has been charged with sodomising a young man at gunpoint. The accuser, Siphephule Vuma, 20, has been charged with extortion for sending Goddard letters demanding money. Goddard went to police first to report the letters and Vuma then accused Goddard of sexual assault. Goddard denies having sex with Vuma. The two men will testify against each other in separate trials. The incident occurred as former President Canaan Banana's gay-sex trial continues. He is charged with 11 counts of sodomy, attempted sodomy and indecent assault on seven aides, a cook, a gardener and a bodyguard. The flood of alleged victims came forward after the bodyguard murdered a fellow cop for allegedly having teased him with the nickname "Banana's wife." Current President Robert Mugabe is aggressively homophobic. He has called homosexuals "repugnant to my human conscience ... immoral and repulsive," declared gay sex "an abomination" and "sub-animal behaviour," and urged citizens to "hand [gays] over to the police." "I don't believe they have any rights at all," he stated in 1995. In April, Mugabe added: "Animals in the jungle are better than these people [homosexuals] because at least they know that this is a man or a woman." AOL CANADA DUMPS GAY EROTICA SITE America Online Canada and its gay-content provider, Kiosque, have reneged on their contract to run ads for the popular gay-male erotica site http://www.chisel.com/. "Once home office in the U.S. saw the site they began to construct roadblocks," said Chisel owner Doug McClelland. "AOL invoked a rule that no adult material can be within three clicks of one of their pages and that no nudity or graphic language could appear on the link ads. Kiosque was required to interpose an additional page between the public and the hard stuff to meet the three-clicks rule and Chisel's banner ad on Kiosque's cover was toned down to an innocuous description: `Travel, News, Live Interactive, A&E, People! (you must be over 18).'" Prior to the final shutdown, AOL's "censorship" had reduced traffic to Chisel from AOL to 1,500 hits a month, McClelland said. The Kiosque site itself receives around 65,000 visits a month, he said. "Now when you enter AOL keyword `Chisel' you get the message `Sorry, Chisel is no longer available on AOL,'" McClelland said. "Thank you, Big Brother." AUSTRALIA For the first time in Australian history a gay man has won custody of his child. The man's ex-wife was found to have falsified evidence that the man sexually abused the boy, and the court said the mother's new household was dysfunctional, hysterical, stressed and crisis-ridden. The parties in the case were not named. NETHERLANDS HIV-positivity among gay-male patients under age 30 at Amsterdam's Municipal Health Service dropped from 17 percent in 1991 to 9 percent in 1996, according to a report in the May 28 issue of AIDS. More than 10,000 clinic attendees were tested. FRANCE Two thousand people turned out for the third Gay Pride March in June in Lille, France. "The demonstration's one and only message was that Prime Minister Lionel Jospin should keep his promises and introduce registered-partnership legislation for unmarried couples, gay or not," said an organizer. "Gays were in the very heart of Lille yesterday afternoon and that's where we plan to stay." The event was organized by the Committee for the Social Recognition of Homosexuals. EUROPE Following years of research by a standardization committee, the European Union has increased the length of its "standard" condom from 16 centimetres (6.3 inches) to 17 centimetres (6.7 inches). The diameter also is being increased, from 54 to 56 millimetres. FINLAND Finland's parliament last month lowered the age of consent for gay sex from 18 to 16, the legal age for straight sex, and repealed a law that prohibited promotion of homosexuality. No one spoke against the changes, which were part of a larger crime bill. ITALY Gay-pride organizers on five continents have endorsed the "World Pride Rome 2000" march scheduled for July 8, 2000. Scores of related events will run from July 1-7. The pride activities coincide with the Vatican's Christianity millennium jubilee, which is expected to attract more than 1 million pilgrims. VATICAN Pope John Paul II lashed out at gay families again during a June 6 Vatican meeting with U.S. bishops. "At a time when the very definitions of marriage and family life are endangered by attempts to enshrine in legislation alternative and distorted notions of these basic human communities, your ministry must include the clear proclamation of the truth of God's original design," he said. VIETNAM Vietnam's national assembly has banned gay marriage, Agence France-Presse reported. Legislators acted after several homosexual couples tied the knot in recent months, distressing