SCOTSGAY MAGAZINE ================= ScotsGay is a bi-monthly magazine for lesbians, gay men and bisexuals. Edited, printed and published in Scotland Issue 30 - October 1999 ELECTRONIC EDITION ***Now available on the Web: http://www.scotsgay.co.uk/ How to Subscribe and Unsubscribe information is now at the END of the magazine. All Material Copyright (c) Pageprint Limited 1999. Permission is hereby given to distribute this material provided that this copyright notice is included and that distribution is specifically for non-profitmaking reasons. Distribution for profit must be done only with prior written consent of the magazine any deviation from this will be seen as an infringement of copyright. Hardcopies are limited to one per person for personal use only and such hard copies are subject to the same copyright restrictions as laid out above. 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I knew I was sexually attracted to guys, I wasn't a complete virgin and I even used to go along to meetings of the Scottish Minorities Group - Scotland's first gay organisation. So, I should have known better. In fact, I did know better, which makes it all the worse. The truth is, I was so scared of what my school mates might think, that I adopted homophobia as a defence. It probably wasn't even a very convincing defence. Unfortunately, none of my teachers had the sense or courage to take me aside and give me a bollocking. It took one kid, considerably younger than I, to do that. I don't know if he was gay himself, but his father had been an actor with lots of gay friends and he took exception to my crass remarks about pooves. From his few pointed words came a sudden realisation that this hypocritical way of acting wasn't only objectionable but also was extremely self harmful. Thank you, Simon. The homophobic remarks stopped immediately and coming out publicly was only a short step away. Sadly, not at school, for the end of my final term arrived too soon. But, what if I had ignored his advice and continued in my homophobic ways? Would he have been justified in telling others that I was gay? I believe so. No gay person has the right to deny their sexuality and inflict harm on gay people by expressing virulent homophobia. If exposure will undermine their homophobia, then exposure is justified. And that is why Garry Otton has my full support in outing a gay homophobe elsewhere in this issue. In common with many gay people, I know the pain involved (I was outed to my mother by an Evangelical Christian before I was ready). But, in the end, honesty about who we are can only make us grow as individuals. Even if it is others who have to be honest for us. John Hein --------------------------------------------------------------- NEWS ==== WENDY BENDS TO GAY AGENDA Scottish Cabinet minister, Wendy Alexander, has exposed differences between the London Government's priorities for pro-equality legislation and those of the Scottish Executive. Speaking to the Interpride '99 conference in Glasgow on 22nd October, the Minister for Communities received a standing ovation after promising to attack discrimination against homosexuals. Most significantly, she pledged action to tackle Section 28 of the Local Government Act. She said, "We are aware of your concern, and this is legislation we at the Scottish Executive are deeply uncomfortable with. The new Scotland should be open and inclusive, and this is not how it has always been. That is what should characterise the Parliament and we have a legislative agenda of action which centres around the equalisation of the ages of consent." The minister's remarks come as a stark contrast to latest moves in London where Outcast reports that Cabinet sources have confirmed that the repeal of Section 28 will not be included in the next Local Government Bill unless a backbench MP sponsors an amendment independently of the Government. Ministers fear that 'the time is not right' for a repeal and plan to cite opposition in the Lords as a defence for blocking a debate until after the election. Ms Alexander, who is the Labour MSP for Paisley North, also confirmed that, "All going well, the legal age of consent will be lowered by next year". BAD REPORTS - COUNCILS MUST DO BETTER Action, they say, speaks louder than words. In the last few months the LGBT communities have heard and read a lot of words, particularly about the grind of violence, harassment and intimidation that too many of us have to endure. First came the Glasgow City Council LGBT Social Exclusion Report produced by the Glasgow Women's Library. This was a quality report with quality findings and recommendations. Unfortunately it looks like these powerful words have generated little action in Glasgow, perhaps if you live in Glasgow you should ask why... More recently, the annual report of Fife Men indicated the horrendous level of violence and harassment which continues to be experienced by gay and bisexual men in the Kingdom. There is little action to tackle these issues from Fife Police, Fife Council or the Heath Board. Perhaps if you life in Fife you should ask why... More recently still, the Community Safety Partnership in Edinburgh, a group which includes the City Council, Police, Heath Board and Community Groups has commissioned and published its own, independent, report. Its findings are perhaps even more shocking because the report is independent of lgbt community organisations and so can't be dismissed by the "well you would say that" brigade. The findings of the Edinburgh report, are a damning indictment of the way homophobia effects the level of service you can expect from the Council, how you will be treated by the police or the heath service. Indeed, many believe it is the health service that comes out of things worst of all. When asked, more than two thirds of people claimed they had received bad treatment, or in many cases had been subject to violence and harassment, by heath care staff in Lothian because they were LGBT. Like many of the reports that have gone before it, its likely that the shocking findings of the Edinburgh report will fail to spur the powers that be into action. The Council, Police, and Heath Board and Trusts will continue to treat us like second class citizens. If you live in Edinburgh you should ask why this is. At the end of the 20th Century, the Public Services in Scotland stand accused of failing in their statutory obligation to discharge their duties in a fair and equitable way. There must be a call to action to us as a community, to the public services and to the Scottish Parliament to belatedly take this issue seriously. Peter Forbes HOTLINE TO GOD Holy Trinity Metropolitan Community Church Edinburgh has been spreading the Gospel (principally but not exclusively) within the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered communities in Edinburgh for over four years. As the Church's ministry has expanded, more and more people have been contacting the Church for information on worship, relationship blessings or any of the other aspects of its work. It is with great pleasure that Holy Trinity MCC Edinburgh is able to announce the establishment of a new dedicated phone line for all enquiries about the Church and its ministry. Calls should be directed to the Church Office on 0131-664 8827. Ian Bonner-Evans, Pastoral Leader of the Edinburgh congregation, is delighted by this expansion of the Church's outreach. "Hopefully", he said "We will now be able to make contact with more people, especially those who may not have felt comfortable telephoning a private phone number." The Church has also moved its Internet web site to http://www.mccedinburgh.org.uk/ QUERY Edinburgh City Council have been criticised for proposing to enquire into the sexuality of their employees to ensure that the Council doesn't discriminate against anybody. INTERPRIDE Interpride '99, the annual conference of LGBT Pride festival organisers from around the world was held in Glasgow. Attended by nearly 150 delegates from around the world, the conference received a Civic Reception in the City Chambers where Baillie Irene Graham welcomed delegates on behalf of the City. This was the first time that the conference had been held outwith the USA and it was hosted by Pride Scotland. BOOTS BEAR Boots Men opened their first store in Edinburgh this month. Here we picture a token heterosexual who came along with ScotsGay for a free shave. CONFERENCE The Equality Network's conference "Equality For All 3" will be held in Edinburgh's City Chambers on Saturday 11th December from 10.30am to 4.30pm. Its focus will be "Tackling Institutionalised Discrimination". The aims are to explore the forms that institutionalised discrimination takes against LGBT people in Scotland and to identify ways of tackling it. There will be workshops on discrimination in health, education, local government, police and justice, religion and the media. With the new Parliament just getting going, this is the ideal time to press for new policies to tackle the discrimination we face daily in Scotland's institutions. Further details from Equality Network, 58a Broughton Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3SA. Or E-mail: equality@diversity.org.uk STRAITON IKEA, the Swedish furniture store, opens its Edinburgh branch for worship on 4th November. THE MOUND IN ACTION Tim Hopkins of the Equality Network, provides a rundown on what's happening in our new Parliament. The Scottish Parliament's Equal Opportunities Committee has started work by establishing a sub-committee to focus specifically on sexual orientation issues, which should include LGBT issues. Three other sub-committees will work on race, gender and disability. The Equal Opportunities Committee is one of the two largest committees of the Parliament, consisting of 13 MSPs, and its sexual orientation sub-committee, officially known as a "reporter's group", will be convened by Nora Radcliffe, the Liberal Democrat MSP for Gordon. Earlier this month, the Equality Network gave a presentation to the Equal Opportunities Committee. We welcomed the establishment of the Committee and its sexual orientation reporter's group, both developments that we had called for last year while the Parliament's structure was being debated. We proposed that the sexual orientation reporter's group should establish a strongly consultative mode of working, meeting regularly with people from across Scotland's diverse LGBT communities. We hope that this will develop over the next two or three months. One of the roles of the Equal Ops Committee will be to examine every Bill produced by the Scottish Executive, and every set of policy proposals (so-called green and white papers), for their impact on equal opportunities. The Committee will then produce a public report addressed to the Executive, and in the case of Bills, for the Committee in charge of the Bill in Parliament. In this way, any negative equal opportunities implications can be highlighted and hopefully put right before policies and Bills become law. The Equality Network has so far submitted to the Equal Ops Committee briefings on the effects on LGBT people of two Bills proposed by the Executive: the Improvement in Scottish Education Bill and the Adults with Incapacity Bill. Copies of the full briefings will shortly be available on our website. Another function of the Equal Ops Committee will be to identify failings in the existing law and to propose changes. The Committee has already questioned Jackie Baillie, Equality Minister, about section 28, and we hope will call clearly for the repeal of the section as soon as possible. Section 28 and the Education Bill The Improvement in Scottish Education Bill is expected to come before the Scottish Parliament in November, and to be debated over the following two or three months. The Bill sets up management arrangements for Scotland's schools, from central to local government, and to schools themselves. The Equality Network and our sister organisation Outright Scotland are calling for section 28 to be repealed in this Bill. This notorious section bans local authorities from "promoting the teaching in schools of the acceptability of homosexuality as a pretended family relationship". The section is a direct impediment to the management structures introduced in the new Education Bill - it stops local authorities from pursuing inclusive equality and fairness and effective anti-bullying strategies in schools. Section 28 inhibits fair treatment of young LGBT people in schools, stops schools from dealing properly with homophobic bullying, and is an excuse to leave all discussion of LGBT issues out of the syllabus. It prevents proper health education and support about issues such as HIV, and about emotional health. Section 28 is costing young people's lives. The Labour Government have been saying for two and a half years that they will repeal section 28 when a suitable legislative opportunity arises. We say that opportunity is this Education Bill. Scotland's young LGBT people cannot wait any longer. The Adults with Incapacity Bill updates the law as it affects people who lack the ability to make decisions about their own finances or welfare. Most of the Bill is effectively "sexual-orientation neutral", having no differential effect on LGBT people. However, the Bill does discriminate against same-gender partners. It gives particular weight to the views of the "nearest relative" of an adult with incapacity. A husband or wife, or an unmarried opposite-gender partner, count as the nearest relative. But a same-gender partner does not, so that a person's parent, sister, or even their nephew will be their nearest relative, and has a stronger right to be consulted than their partner. This is clearly discriminatory, and the Equality Network has pointed this out to the Scottish Executive and to the Equal Ops Committee. We have proposed an amendment to the Bill to extend the definition of nearest relative to include same-gender partner, and we await the Executive's response. PATRON Tommy Sheridan MSP has agreed to become a Patron of LGBT campaigning group Outright Scotland GYM Menelas Siafakas is the new Health & Fitness Worker with Body Positive Strathclyde. STOVE The Bishop of Edinburgh, Rt Rev Richard Holloway has announced that he is to retire within the next two years. The Episcopalian Primus has been a strong supporter of lgbt rights and recently described campaigner Peter Tatchell as a 'modern day prophet'. BI AND OUT Scottish actor and funny man Alan Cumming has come out as pansexual in an interview with the American gay magazine Out. He recently won an Emmy award for his performance in the Broadway musical Cabaret. MEDIC OUT The Scottish secretary of the British Medical Association, Dr Brian Potter, has resigned following allegations of an affair with a male patient. CARING John Wilkes, former Chief Executive of PHACE West, has a new job as Director of the Carers National Association (Scotland). HOOTS! The Rainbow Fund's 2nd Annual Ceilidh will take place in Glasgow's Central Hotel on Saturday 6th November. Proceeds go to support people with AIDS/HIV. JOY! Edinburgh club Joy! is to link up with two straight clubs for a Hogmanay 'Black & White' Party in aid of Waverley Care. IN PRINT Outright Scotland is to revive Gay Scotland as its house organ and hope to have an issue out before the end of the year. ScotsGay wishes this community based move every success. DIALOGUE Lesbian and gay Christians are to hold a major conference in Edinburgh next year. Called 'Scotland 2000: Forging Dialogue With The Churches', the event will run from 3rd to 7th May. HACK ScotsGay is looking for a news editor. Volunteers should phone 0131-539 0666 or e-mail editorial@scotsgay.co.uk ------------------------------------------------------------------- SCOTTISH MEDIA MONITOR ====================== Garry Otton finds Women's Knickers are a Threat to Public Order in Scotland! The prudish Scottish News of the World's Jim Lawson has come up with a cracker! A landlady of a pub in Keith, Morayshire has lost her licence because a male stripper "performed a sordid bar-side sex act with a 15-year-old girl." Oh, dear! But read on. The Scottish News of the World breathlessly revealed: "Drinkers looked on in horror as the man peeled down to reveal he was wearing a pair of scanty WOMEN'S knickers. He then exposed himself to his stunned audience before engaging in simulated, (repeat: simulated) sex with the under-age girl. The disgusting scene took place at a private party in the boozer - which is situated yards from a kids' playpark." Oh no! Not that old 'near children playing' chestnut! Hands up, how many of you have heard mum and dad do it only feet away, in the next bedroom? The police said the landlord "recorded the whole episode on his video camera" - this included "a male stripped to his underpants and, more surprisingly, to a pair of ladies' underwear underneath. Which was seen by our officers and deemed to be indecent. Chief Inspector Stewart said the way the bar was run amounted to undue public nuisance and a threat to public order and safety. He also said that Keith Grammar School and local church leaders had expressed concern". The video was seized. The Scottish News of the World held up a dignified picture of the crest of the burgh with a caption underneath gasping: "SCANDALISED: Keith" before promptly changing the tone to beg: "DO you know about a sex scandal? Tell us by ringing 0141-420 5301. Don't worry about the cost, we'll call you back." Old Mother (Joan) Burnie in the Daily Record also had something to say about Marks & Spencer's new range of "dirty knicks and undies in size 22," with some sound advice to the mature and over-sized women who buy them. "Sadly, there comes a time in every woman's life, no matter how she looked in her youth, when she has to admit - or be told - that her time for long hair, low necklines, short skirts AND sexy undies, is way behind her." 'Sexfinder General' Monsignor Tom Connolly, spokesman for the Catholic Church in Scotland on all matters sexual, doesn't like director Robert Wainwright's new film, Stigmata. So neither should we! It won't be released in the UK until next year but our self appointed moral regulator has "called for Glasgow City Council's licensing board to set an example by banning the film from city cinemas." The Daily Record reminded us that "the board are renowned for their strict stance - they banned Martin Scorsese's controversial 1988 movie The Last Temptation of Christ and Monty Python's religious spoof, The Life of Brian." The 'Sexfinder General' decided: "Glasgow people in the past have shown themselves far too sensible and they don't go to films like this." Did they have a choice? Thank you so much. Now fuck off! We don't need yet another board of moral censors or some self-appointed nanny to tell us what we can or cannot see! The 'Sexfinder General' told the Daily Record that "a film like this encourages and excites violence from the type of people who do want to go and see it. I have every faith that the licensing authority will be much too sensible to let this film be shown." Claims that The Herald was anti-Catholic have ruffled more feathers than any claim it is homophobic and there is much more evidence of that. Too many sexual issues have been reported conservatively, dishonestly, unfairly and without balance. Take Cardinal Winning's blast against "popular culture" in The Herald. In yet another plea for a return to traditional values, Winning accused society of "picking and mixing its moral principles" and claimed the Roman Catholic Church is finding it difficult to survive in a democratic society! (Ah, let's get back to the good old days, eh? When Winning studied in Rome during the forties and Pope Pius XII, was preparing the ground that would lay him open to accusations of harbouring pro-Nazi sympathisers and doing nothing when Hitler gassed the Jews. Winning was reported in the Scottish Daily Mail defending Pope Pius XII, saying he was "misunderstood" and having "one foot in this world and the other already in heaven)." Where was the balance of opinion in The Herald? Didn't Bishop Holloway, after expressing his liberal views on sex, find himself up against the published criticisms of the whole gamut of moral arbiters? Greasy homophobes like Stewart Lamont are at home in The Herald. He knows as much about gay politics as he does about the latest single from Boyzone. And it shows. His piece on Michael Portillo's 'coming out' read like Ian Paisley doing a piece on Gerry Adams. Stewart Lamont, scoffed that "gay pride people" (sic), were "proud of everything that is gay, whether it be the sick types who lurk in toilets or the promiscuous pick-ups in gay bars which sadly are part of 'community' life. They want to be accepted just as they are. Sounds great..," he bitched. Until, goodness, me! What if 'straights' "went looking for a date outside the ladies' loo." Arsehole! Lamont set about justifying Michael Portillo's hypocrisy: covering up his 'under-age' sex whilst supporting an unequal age of consent and preventing gays serving in the armed forces. "It is perfectly possible to have a liking for alcohol but to abstain from it," he waffled. He thought Portaloo had the "right" to have his "privacy respected. It is not as though (he is) out trawling Clapham Common at night." And get this! Lamont thought, "by opening politicians' bedrooms to the scrutiny of the public" we somehow release "a demon." Then, (gasp)! "The whole of society becomes obsessed with deviant sex." His arguments were Victorian. All about sweeping 'it' under the carpet and sticking to the fixed heterosexual values of a prescribed moral code. "Sexuality is a private matter," he reminded us. To be locked away "in the privacy of the bedroom of course, where it belongs." He went on to highlight those familiar stereotypes "who force the question of 'gay rights'" and "a very successful attempt to promote homosexual lifestyles through Channel 4 television programmes." He exploited otherwise healthy divisions within the gay community, targeting those "who bandy about the word 'community' as if they had a mandate from all the members of the minority they purport to represent." I look forward to seeing this balanced by Peter Tatchell's column in The Herald! No, just fasten your stays, editor Harry Reid, I'm only kidding! John Macleod is another Herald columnist with a reprehensible record in the Scottish Media Monitor. Just 12 weeks after the brutal murder of Michael Doran in Glasgow's Queen's Park and in response to comedian Michael Barrymore admitting he was gay, Macleod focused on "forbidden desires," describing gays as "unnatural, dangerous" and "evil." He linked homosexuality to "promiscuity, instability, neurosis, substance abuse, suicide, untold depths of degradation, misery, self-loathing" and found us "simply not equipped to live." This was apparently "borne out by study upon study." (Omitting to say of course that those discredited studies were both conducted and funded by right-wing American Christian groups). The tramp of Jesus-in-jackboots across the pages of a newspaper not shy of muscular Christianity didn't stop there. Macleod praised closets who were "persuaded that expression of (homosexuality) is absolutely and in all circumstances wrong" with the pronouncement that "theirs, in the end, is lasting fame and glory. Theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven" He whinged that Michael Barrymore's "spectacular declaration forces our attention, yet again, to homosexuality. The gay lobby can scarcely believe their luck. A new star has joined their ranks and not a stereotypical flounce, like Larry Grayson; not a barbed lounge-lizard like Noel Coward; not such a glorious pansy as Julian Clary; not even such a manifest lump of evil as the late Derek Jarman, but a popular, straight-acting, wholesome family entertainer. And the gay lobby will make the most of it." John Macleod even suggested, when Ron Davies was caught on Clapham Common that "perhaps, (the gossip) would cease only if Ron Davies were obligingly to kill himself." Over Peter Mandelson's outing on Newsnight, he suggested: "I suspect the incident caused him dreadful private pain," then added, "he has not obligingly killed himself." And of gays in government..? "Many, of course, hold sincerely that the presence of open homosexuals in Government is the end of civilisation as we know it, and a judgement on the land. The merits of that I leave aside." For the past couple of years, The Herald has featured columnists who have been prepared to show World AIDS Day in a negative light. John Macleod wrote: "It has fallen to me to write a column for World Aids Day" before turning on some of AIDS' more prolific victims: "Wicked men like Derek Jarman" and "the absurd Liberace." But, John Macleod is gay. When challenged, he e-mailed me to say: "I will come out in my own time and in my own way and on my own terms and not at the behest of the likes of you." He offered the following apology for publication in ScotsGay, a magazine he is "doubtful if the majority - even a plurality - of Scotland's gay population read." "Thanks for drawing my attention to a column I wrote in The Herald in September 1995, following the 'outing' of Michael Barrymore, in which I wrote of homosexuality in violent and hysterical terms and - which seems especially to have left abiding hurt and anger - used the phrase "gays are simply not equipped to live." Four years feels like a lifetime ago, now, and I have travelled much in my intellectual and emotional life. Many have followed my journeying through my weekly column and it will be apparent my attitudes have changed in many respects. I unequivocally apologise for the offensive and absurd comments in that column and in others of similar vein: I think there were comparable beauties in December 1991 and May 1993. I hope anyone hurt by these - and I am thinking especially of young people in isolated, rural and perhaps unco guid Scottish communities - will forgive me. I have always written what I believe to be true; and I have never been ashamed to put my name to any article, written truly in a specific time and place. For this authenticity I do not apologise." While this apology was being prepared for publication in ScotsGay, he used his column to turn on "militant gay activists" describing us as "thugs of Scotland." There are those who will argue that John Macleod is entitled to express whatever view on the subject of homosexuality he so chooses. Maybe. In choosing to 'out' him I have been accused of destroying lives to get what I want, of "trophy-hunting." If that were the case, there are the notches from two pop stars and a top cop on my bedpost. For 'outing' such an arrogant and volatile superstitionist I don't expect thanks, let alone a trophy! Be absolutely clear about this: John Macleod holds a position of enormous privilege. He writes for The Herald. This is an extremely influential newspaper that does nothing to balance its frequent homophobic outbursts other than for its editor - Macleod's chum, Harry Reid - to offer publication of the odd readers' letter. Just how confident John Macleod is to be able to exercise that special privilege is endorsed by his threat to me: "Out me if you choose. I will deal with you in The Herald. I will share with all Scotland how the self-appointed princes of the 'gay community' behave." I should be very flattered, but all I do is compile a column that monitors the treatment of sexuality in the Scottish media in the only magazine brave enough to print it. After having seen the suicides, beatings and arrests that media homophobia has licensed, (three of my friends have been murdered in separate incidents), what else is there to do but expose The Herald's hypocrisy and 'out' John Macleod once and for all? "A 14-year-old boy Has been put on the pervs register" by a court in Paisley, we are informed by the Scottish Sun. "He will stay at a special school until he is sentenced next month." The lad was discovered playing 'doctors and nurses' with his eight-year-old cousin. His defence counsel blamed the incident on sex education lessons which apparently "seemed to stimulate interest on his part in sexual matters." The Catholic bishop's have spelt out a new approach to sex education in their schools. It is the responsibility of parents, they say. Now what will that entail, I wonder: A. Dad demonstrating his 10 best positions for poking your ma? B. Having Dobbin's ridiculously sized hard-on cross-referenced by the pollination of Nasturtiums? Or, C. Dad looking up from his paper and telling you to go and ask your ma? The 'Sexfinder General' Father Tom Connolly told the Sunday Mail: "I'm sure many parents will welcome this document." Just what planet is he on? Before the tabloid finished wrapping up that report, the Sunday Mail quickly added how: "gay sex and abuse of drugs and alcohol will also come under the spotlight." We keep such good company, don't we? garryotton@bigfoot.com CUT IT OUT...! * Why would a chap go to an over-priced drinking hole, "if it wasn't for the chance to pick up a slapper?" Asked Gary Keown in the Sunday Mail. * Keown the Clown's opinion of Scottish Women's Aid and Zero Tolerance: "A menace.. Disband.. Lighten up and stop getting your knickers in a twist. If you do that, and you're halfway decent-looking, I might even take one of you out sometime." * Dropping the word: "unsafe," the Daily Record reported: "A third" of HIV infections in Scotland, by the end of last year, were "from gay sex." * Old Mother Burnie's response to a woman wanting to try gay sex: "I don't think you need extend your sexuality further and include women in your repertoire of fun and games. I'm not sure why you should bother turning this pretty common fantasy into reality. It could ruin a beautiful friendship. Of course, there are genuine bisexuals, but I don't believe you are one. You are just a bored young woman who fancies a little sexual tourism." * David Yelland, editor of The Sun. "We have to go with public opinion - maybe lead it sometimes. We're definitely on the same wavelength as (George Michael) when he talks about public opinion. The Sun is very conscious that the British public's attitude to homosexuality has changed dramatically in the past few years. * Headline in the Scottish Sun over the Scottish Executive's plans to repeal Section 28, preventing local authorities from discussing homosexuality and tackling bullying in schools: "FURY OVER 'GAY LESSONS' PLAN FOR SCOTS SCHOOLS." * Tory spokesman, Phil Gallie in the Scottish Sun: "Labour talks about being family friendly and keeping children safe, then they give way to a minority whose self-interest goes beyond the bounds of decency where children are concerned." * Catholic host, Michael Kelly invited Phil Gallie on his Clyde 2 phone-in and called the Equality Network's Tim Hopkins to tell him: "I'm not saying discriminate, I'm saying don't promote it as an equal value to society as a relationship" He also advised him that "Left-handedness" unlike being gay, "doesn't lead to any social consequences." * A Sunday Mail reporter, describing how he bought a film in an erotic video shop in Glasgow: A "seedy porn empire. Mr Sleaze peddles the filth from under the counter. (He) plucked a tape from his sinful stock" and had "a grin on his face" For more shite than you can shovel, check out the hot and uncensored SCOTTISH MEDIA MONITOR website! http://www.bigfoot.com/~scotmedia Even more mysogynist crap from the Sunday Mail's petulant turd, Keown the Clown. Papal poop for sex education: Is The Herald reporting or promoting it? The stench of vigilantism: does the Daily Record encourage it? Is the Scottish News of the World, straining to lay one on more sex education in schools? And did the Daily Record hear our fave Bish ask if anyone had some 'shit?' READ ALL ABOUT IT! (c) Garry Otton 1999 ---------------------------------------------------------------- "MUM, DAD, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU" ================================================== As Glasgay! winds down, Walter Morani looks at gay and lesbian theatre in Scotland. Like so many other terms of identity these days, 'Scottish', 'Gay', and 'Lesbian' have become contested territory, 'debatable ground'. There are questions of what, or who defines 'Scottish Gay and Lesbian Theatre' (is it something only gays and lesbians can do?) and of who, or what defines 'gay' and 'lesbian'. In the end, rather than trying to present a portmanteau creature called 'Scottish Gay and Lesbian Theatre', the most important task seemed to be that of beginning to map out four main areas of identity - Scottish, Gay, Lesbian, and Playwright - and the way in which they do or don't overlap. What does being gay in Scotland mean? The early gay and lesbian movement in Scotland arrived late in comparison to, for example, England and the USA. When the first homophile meeting in Scotland took place in Glasgow in February 1969, the seminal movement of the modern movement, the Stonewall riots, was only five months away. But the first organisation to be called gay was the SMG (Scottish Minorities Group) which was founded in 1969. The founding group took the name SMG because they felt the word 'homosexual' might intimidate people and from the beginning, SMG was an Organisation for, rather than exclusively of homosexuals. The work of the group which in the 1970s increased its membership, can be broken down into three areas: counselling and befriending, campaigning, and social activities. The movement suffered a steep decline in fortunes in the early 1980s. Many of the gay groups disappeared and SMG's membership declined rapidly. Having been active, and in its own terms successful, throughout the 1970s and then experiencing a drastic decline in membership in the 1980s, SMG nonetheless could be said to have prepared the way for a number of successful "off shoots". Whereas, during the 1970s SMG had sought, with varying success, to be all things to all homosexuals, the 1980s saw the development of Gay and Lesbian Switch-boards, the establishment of a Gay and Lesbian Bookshop and of Scottish Aids Monitor (SAM) - all independent of SMG. Since the creation of the first gay organisation in 1969, a great deal has changed for gays. Decriminalisation has led to a widespread lesbian and gay scene in Scotland. Many lesbians and gays can live a much more 'out' existence, inspired also by 'out' lesbian and gay singers, and actors. Images of lesbians and gays are available on TV, theatre and film. Trade Unions have taken on a commitment to the rights of lesbian and gay workers and many more people than in the past can be open about their sexuality at their place of work. These and other gains have only come about through the struggle of lesbian and gay activists demanding both a place in society and that society change to meet their needs. There are, it seems to me, some very intriguing parallels between being Scottish and being lesbian or gay. Both are minority experiences sustained in the face of a massive hegemonic presence: heterosexuality and English domination. Graeme Woolaston in his insightful essay "Lesbians and Gays in the Scottish Republic" [1] written about seven years ago problematises the whole concept of a Scottish Republic in which gays and lesbians could be free and could express freely their ideas and feelings. He also argues that Scottish gays and lesbians are characterised by a 'self-doubt' since they don't believe that Scotland can be free. But this problem is now old-fashioned and the belief that Scottish people, Scots, and Scottish artistic production are not as qualified as the English counterparts are, has become out of date. We now have the Scottish Parliament which - we hope - will give more freedom and pride to Scottish homosexuals. And how can you give pride to people? The identical dilemma faces gay activists and Scottish nationalists. One area of Scottish gay life which is encouragingly alive and kicking is artistic self-expression, especially by younger writers. Gays have gained a place in the society particularly through artistic production. Here in Scotland we have many examples of gay culture and the way it has influenced the social life. One of the purposes of this paper is also to consider gay and lesbian theatre in Scotland and in particular to look at the ways playwrights have used theatrical expressions in their representation and interpretation of the Scottish homosexual experience. The title of this article is inspired by the title of a play by the Glaswegian playwright John Binnie. He is the artistic director of one of the most important Scottish theatre companies: Clyde Unity Theatre. Based in Glasgow, the company staged its first production in 1986 and since then it has built up a programme of work which is unique in Scottish theatre. Clyde Unity Theatre claims to present a theatre reflecting ordinary men and women in Scotland and the plays contain social issues such as sexuality, health, race and the position of women in the Scottish society. Clyde Unity Theatre is the heir of Glasgow Unity Theatre, and Clyde's first professional production, The Lambs of God is a remake of the 1948 original production staged by Glasgow Unity. But it is with Mum, Dad, There's something I've got to tell you that Clyde Unity Theatre started its innovative programme in Scottish Drama. This is also the first play by John Binnie. He wrote it in 1986 for his drama course at Glasgow University and describes the coming-out of a young eighteen-year-old Scots chap. The play is characterised by a series of monologues of the main character Colin, who is unable to tell his parents he is gay until the last scene. Colin is constantly searching his, 'gay" identity and the will to tell his parents the truth. This aspect is also autobiographic because Binnie hadn't come out to his parents yet when he wrote that play. Writing this play - he says - he decided to tell mum and dad the truth. The autobiographical aspects in Binnie's plays have often been criticised but very often it is easier for a playwright to write about facts and situations he or she knows and the ability of the playwright is to rearrange the events in order to make impossible situations possible and vice versa. Colin is conscious of his gayness and considers unfair that all his friends know he is gay while his parents ignore his homosexuality, "it was time for them to be informed" (p. 19). The play opens with a sort of religious incipit: "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep " The play is built upon homosexuality and it fits quite well in this history of the human being. Homosexuality remains in the foreground in all the play, in the sense that there are some references to homosexuality in general as well as to Colin's personal homosexuality. Colin gives vent to his feelings and to his sexual attractions, never falling into obscenity. He describes his first homosexual experience, "..it had been the first time a man touched my naked body - as I lay there that summer's day, under the blue, cloudless sky with the hot sun beating down upon me.." (p. 16), when he first went to a gay pub, and when he went to the meeting of a gay club at university. When at the end of the play Colin tells his parents he is gay his father's reaction is tragic: ".. Obviously I can never look on him in the same way as before. He is no the son I thought I brought into the world." (p. 24) The mother's reaction is more positive and her only hope is that Colin is happy: "I wish my son wasn't a homosexual, but he is. I feel sorry for him more than hurt for myself. It's no an easy life-all those underground hangouts with dirty old men, having to hide it from the rest of the world, and never to have any children-no, it's certainly not nice. It's his life and I only hope he's happy." (p.24) With this coming-out piece, Binnie established himself as a Scottish gay playwright. In Killing Me Softly (1987), Binnie charts the friendship between two teenagers - gay Tim and straight Lil. This second play is certainly different from the previous one. The theme of friendship has always been central to Binnie's life as well as to his plays. Sometimes it is easier for gay men to be intimate and sharing with women; perhaps because there is no sexual threat. In Killing Me Softly, the gay/straight relationship is central to the play, and again the male character Tim hasn't come out to his family yet, and Lil says: "Tim, you'll never be a complete person 'till you have informed the ones you love of your true inclinations .." (p. 5). Tim is different from Colin; he doesn't want to tell his family he is gay, "it is none of their business" - he says - and even when his mother asks him about his homosexuality, he denies. Colin and Tim are different and they have been put into two different environments: the first play is centred on the community and on the family, while in the second the family is in the background and AIDS, which is revealed towards the end of the last scene, is nonetheless central to the play. The mother is seen in both plays as a positive character; she is sympathetic and understanding. In Killing me Softly the father is dead but he is substituted by Tim's brother Michael, who behaves like a narrow-minded and politically-correct character: " .. I'm not sharing the same room with him (Tim) anymore, no, or the same dishes .." When Tim discovers he's affected by AIDS, he doesn't react. He remains in the bathroom and doesn't speak to anyone. Closing the door of the bathroom is like closing the door of the life and at the end of the play we don't know anything about Tim's future, we can just guess. The main topic of this play, the disease, has been widely used by other playwrights to write plays about. Not only theatre has been influenced by it. The musical Contracts produced by a gay and lesbian drama group at the Theatre Workshop in Edinburgh is structurally similar to Binnie's play. It was written by Judith Tatton and Leigh Nicoll, both active members of Stonewall Youth Project, a youth group based in Edinburgh for gay, lesbian, and bisexual people. The musical was first staged last year on World AIDS Day at the Netherbow Centre and has just been restaged during this year's Fringe Festival. Contracts is about AIDS; it was conceived while Judith was staying at "Stopover", a hostel for homeless young people. The main character, Luke, discovers he is affected by AIDS. After this terrible news his life changes and the musical ends with the tragic conclusion of Luke's life, death. The disease, but from another perspective is charted in Wasting Reality by Ian Brown. The play is built upon a series of flashbacks since it is the story of Michael, who is dead but his persona is constantly brought in the foreground by the words of the family, of the father in particular. Only towards the end of the first scene we know that Michael died of AIDS and that he was gay: "he is dead .. he wes ill .. it wes his AIDS .. he didnae need to die.. Michael wes gay" (p. 5ff.). In all these AIDS-related plays there is at least one character who is not sympathetic and considers the 'problem' from a politically-correct point of view: in Killing Me Softly there is Michael, and in Wasting Reality there is Morag, Michael's sister, who didn't want to see her brother when he was about to die. They are both representatives of the homophobic heterosexual community but they soon change their points of view. Despite their negative attitude towards gay people, Morag and Michael change opinions; at the end of each play they are both more mature, "a little older", using the title of another play by Binnie. A Little Older written and staged in 1992, was the winner of the Fringe Festival. It was inspired, as Binnie says, by an accident his father had some months before. In this play Sandy and Isla are best friends. Isla has crashed through a car windscreen and lost her memory. Sandy goes to hospital and tries to help her remember. Once again, friendship and memory are central to the play. Isla doesn't remember the past and it seems she doesn't want to remember. She listens to Sandy's stories and tries to build up her new identity. Like Colin and Tim, Isla is still looking for her identity, gay or straight, and the accident has been a sort of scapegoat for this quest. Telling her the stories, Sandy helps her create her new self and at the end of the play Isla wants to hear another "happy story", which is the story of her life and of their friendship leading to maturity, and responsibility, and apparently to the identity of the human being: "we're older now, we've responsibilities" (page 21)- admits Isla towards the end of the last scene. "Celebrating the Past" could be the motto of mct theatre company from Glasgow. This is one of the youngest theatre companies in Scotland. It is the first Scottish gay and lesbian theatre company and was set up at the beginning of 1996 by Christopher Deans, Lorenzo Mele, and Rachel Jury. Their first play, Molly's Collar and Tie (1997), written by Chris Deans and directed by Lorenzo Mele, can be considered a history of the gay and lesbian experience in Scotland. It is, in the words of the company, a celebration of Scottish Queerness. Chris Deans is the artistic director of mct; in his short but intense career he has helped the Scottish gay and lesbian community express itself through the stage. Chris studied theatre and after a period of teaching in various European cities understood that theatre was "his way" and decided to work first with 7:84, and after with mct. He decided to set up his theatre company in Scotland because he has always wanted to address specifically the Scottish gay identity, as opposed to an international gay identity, or even an English gay identity. Scottish people - he says - are constantly asking about identity, and gay drama fits quite nicely into this sphere, and asks very similar questions. The title of mct's first production derives from old slang words for gay men and women. The play is episodic in form, and as a whole it is a queer history of Scotland. Linked by two contemporary characters, the Drag Man, and the Drumming Woman, the play relates various historic tales of gay and lesbian experience. These include the affair James VI of Scotland had with Lord Lennox, and the remarkable story of Murray Hall, a 19th-century Scottish woman who upped sticks and reincarnated herself in New York as a successful businessman. The play also contains stories of personal experiences of ordinary people: Jimmy who confesses the priest he did "dirty things with men" in Tollcross Park, Glasgow; the story of Gerrie who has been "a nun, a wife, a mother and a dyke". She is an example of what I would describe quest for identity. In her life, Gerrie has always looked for her perfect self. "Throughout, I've always tried to say my truth and search for things of value: I've always wanted to touch the deepest part of myself." (p. 20) At the end of the scene she says: "I feel now that I have touched the deepest part of myself and found my own truth". Gerrie, opposed to Isla in A Little Older, has undergone various experiences and they have helped her understand her identity; personal experience for Gerrie is nonetheless better than Isla's second-hand experience. Historical episodes are the description of the affair King James VI of Scotland had with Lord Lennox and "the strange case of Murray Hall". In both episodes we can see how strong was the society in those periods. James VI is accused of "having shared intimacies normally reserved for the rights of man and woman within a married state." (page 14). Having been accused of homosexuality how could the King "stand before God as his trusted subject?" (page 15). James doesn't want to come to terms with his community and asks his lover to leave Scotland and return to France. This tragic conclusion of the love story is repeated in Murray Hall's story in which Mary Anderson (alias Murray Hall) has to leave Scotland because it has been discovered she is not a man, but a woman. The comments of the community are negative and offensive: "It's a freak of nature, it should be locked and the key thrown away" (page 44). After this, (s)he leaves Scotland and goes to America where (s)he lives as a man until her/his death. In America Murray lives as a man, behaves like a man, has love stories, marries Celia and adopts a girl, Minnie. The play ends with the formation of Scottish Minorities Group (SMG) in 1969. It started with James VI who lived in the sixteenth century and concludes with the SMG which was formed about twenty years ago. For the description of the formation of the group, MCT used the late Ian Dunn as the main performer. Ian was a central figure in gay political and social activism for thirty years. In Molly's Collar and Tie, Ian told his own story and from his words we can understand that he wanted to fight for finding Scotland's "own voice" (page 71). The final march of the Drag Man and Drumming Woman clearly identifies Scotland as the country where all these stories have taken place; both characters seem loving it, and what they say is a sort of hymn for Scotland: "Looking/ Wandering/ My body will never falter when crossing this land/ touching it/ stamping and pressing my feet down hard/ making my mark/ saying I've been here/ and there and every bloody where/ I've touched your grass, your hills, your sky/ I've swam in your lochs/ still and deep they were/ and as I bathed I looked above me/ breathed in the air of this country/ felt it deep within my lungs/ held it there for the longest of times/ never letting go/ till it seeped into every pore." (p. 72) In this analysis of homosexual theatre in Scotland, women have been partially left out. Why? Although fluctuating over the years, from an analysis of SMG's membership figures the proportion of women involved throughout its existence has generally been somewhere between 10-20% of the membership. This was so even when women had their own space in the Edinburgh centre and had close to 50% of pages in "Gay Scotland". The reasons for the relatively small number of women involved in the movement are many. It may be argued that the structure of SMG favoured men who might be more conversant with that mode of operation. The fact that a major part of the political work was the struggle for the decriminalisation of gay male activity could be seen as largely irrelevant to women. Because of sexism within the lesbian and gay movement, some women would find that they identified more with the "straight" women's movement rather than spending their energy in the battles between gay men and lesbians. This primary reason could be also applied for the lack of a solid tradition of Lesbian Theatre in Scotland. Nonetheless this situation has changed in the last ten years. Lesbians in Scotland have started to express their voices; in 1991 Suzanne Dance founded WITCH (Women's Theatre Group) which staged some lesbian plays; Natalie Wilson, Associate Director at mct, founded a lesbian drama group called Finger Licks and their first production was staged in November 1998 during Glasgay! Can only lesbians write lesbian plays? This is a question which from time to time reappears. I think that not only lesbians can write lesbian plays, as not only gays can write gay plays. In 1993 Binnie explored the field of lesbianism and wrote Accustomed To Her Face. It is a lesbian play, for which Clyde Unity Theatre won the Edinburgh Fringe Award. The play toured around Scotland, and went also down to England. In this play, the actors 'are speaking of what they know - Scotland, the desperate poverty of its cities, love, pride, and commitment.' There are three characters in the play: Basher, Maxy, and the American Erin. Basher is as her name suggests; she has been a fighter all her life. When she was a child she fought to keep her family together. She is a hard woman with a hard spirit and has never time for tenderness. Maxy is English but she has lived in Scotland since she was a baby. Maxy and Basher are friends and they put Erin up. She is American and comes to Scotland for a holiday romance as well as for searching her Scottish roots. Erin is a tanned, beautiful and politically-correct woman. Accustomed To Her Face is a play accurately built with words which are united one by the other. The words give voice to the characters who reflect the problems of the community and contain a damning portrait of two desperate and de-prived women. Only love and laugh is still alive in both of them. The life they must live in, is not very easy; towards the end of the play Basher admits "if only life was as simple as a song". Their voices are simple, they come from the heart and they should reflect the feelings and the harmony as well as the tensions and problems of the human being. Maxy and Basher live in this Scottish community and when Erin arrives in Scotland they realise that this community is not big enough for them. Basher and Maxy reflect the poverty and depression of the west of Scotland and certainly Erin, representing the wealth of the American community, breaks into their lives trying to create a new world for the two Scottish women. Another Scottish lesbian playwright who has centred most of her plays on the community, with particular reference to the Scottish community, is Alison Smith; in her plays she presents a community as both ritualised and unstable. Smith started writing plays when she was a postgraduate in Cambridge and three of her works were staged at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. AU her plays are for women and about women; in The Dance (1988) there is only one actress who plays three roles: the Maiden, the Mother, and the Hag, which are the traditional Scottish labels for the three stages of the female identity. At the end of the play the Hag leaps into the position occupied by the Maiden at the beginning completing the cycle. It is, in the words of Suzanne Dance, "a great cycle of lives - within a circle of life, a cycle, a great wheel, inside a wheel" [2]. The cycle mentioned by Dance is the cycle of identity and that of the life which often recur the above-analysed plays. Speaking of a Scottish identity it is also a traditional symbol of Scottish folklore connecting the past with the present passing through life and death. In her plays, as well as in her prose fiction, Smith problematises how lesbianism is socially contextualised; how lesbian experience is put into Scottishness, and with her plays she tries to open up rather than closing down discussion about sexual difference in Scotland. At the end of the twentieth century here in Scotland discussion of issues particularly about sexual difference is something which Scots are beginning to be able to do. What is important for gays and lesbians is to become visible, and the starting point is that "we have become visible to ourselves" as Iona McGregor admits in her insightful essay "Visibility Eighties Rising" [3]. Surely - she concludes - the worst oppression is self-oppression. In the introduction to Polygon's second collection of gay and lesbian writing from Scotland The Crazy Jig, McGregor asks: "Must gay writers assert their identity in order to avoid being deconstructed into the heterosexual majority?" Chris Deans of mct might have answered this question saying that what is important for a gay playwright is to name himself rather than accepting easy categorisation by other people. While 'universal' and 'homosexual' remain incompatible terms, hopelessly skewed In favour of the former, Scottish gay and lesbian playwrights are nonetheless trying to create a sort of National Queer Theatre in which they assert their 'other form of difference', drawing and redrawing their own boundaries in this unmapped state, 'the state we are in', a free independent state in which theatrical experience helps form an established gay and lesbian theatre tradition. 1 Graeme Woolaston "Lesbians and Gays in the Scottish Republic", in Joanne Winning ed. The Crazy jig (Edinburgh, Polygon, 1992) p. 3 3ff. 2 Suzanne Dance "Travelling", in Joanne Winning ed. The Crazy jig (Edinburgh, Polygon, 1992) p. 68. 3 1ona McGregor "Visibility Eighties Rising", in Toni Davidson ed. And Thus Will I Freely Sing (Edinburgh, Polygon, 1989) p. 28. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- GRANNY SPICE - SHE GETS WURST ============================= She's back - refreshed and vibrant and rejuvenated by Continental youth and generally having a helluva good time sur le continent... Went up to Dusseldorf last weekend in the company of a rather butch leather gentleman who - and he kept his word - said he would show me a thing or two that did not exist elsewhere Well, I was not disappointed - needless to say with typical German thoroughness and, as always scrupulous attention to detail, I was f^ted, fucked and generally shown what one's Halcyon days should be all about... It's going to take me another 6 months to recover -- my pussy is pulsating still from those Teutonic lads, who do it and mean it, and don't get fucked up in the head afterwards. What a pleasant change from married men who collapse in a heap of guilt after performing. Maybe it has something to do with the educational system? I'm told that in my absence the Newtown Bar has been very quiet and peaceful - (much to the chagrin I'm sure of the Odd Couple), - never fear she's back and will be bawling and screaming within the month. One has to settle into the new lattie and get the right curtains and bedding in place for the new and some old men. I'm now located yet again in the fair city of Glasgow. Bijou apartment dishy neighbour - the men here are so butch, pity about the young queens being so bitchy! This new generation seem camper than ever, and of course they know it all. In discussions with, and no doubt the yet long-standing Waterloo will see my return at a later date - I'm told by that industrious lady Minerva that although Glasgow is still busy, there is very definitely a line down the middle from the way people engage on the scene. Another Fest is in the offing, and should change matters hopefully. Austins is throbbing literally I hear with talent and none of the arrogance of certain other not-to-be mentioned establishments! - A bar thankfully not frequented by Retail Queens displaying their discount wares, (while clutching nervously at their designer beer), which always seems to last the whole night curiously? I bumped into the lovely Cormack (entertainer/ singer begorra!) and he tells me that I'm most welcome back to the city whose heart beats like Trade's dick throbbing in his pants! - and that I've been missed - how kind! How unlike the Odd Couple who seem most glad to think that she's gone. Don't count on it Gossip says at Sunday Lunch in New Gorbals in the company of Lady Hamilton and Des ("my dick's bigger than the Puggie machine!") - that erstwhile Court Bar purveyor of cakes etc., related over an excellent Lunch provided in style by Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, that Lady Grace Kelly has moved into a delightful new Chaumiere in Leadhills - Well my dears, it shows the toffs among us that we oldies can keep up with their LOFTS, (we used to call them warehouses in my day). To sex: down at Number 18 in Leith Walk, things continue to buzz, and cock is a plenty and refurbishment has taken place. I'm told Glasgow's The Lane offers similar entertainment, if not quite on the same scale! I don't know if my pension will stretch as far as a tenner - but we'll give it a go and send you a report. The new intake of students at University is quite bella this year. Noted that the Witchfinder General Connelly and Thomas (I don't want to be pope really!) Winning have been interfering in women's rights yet again. The pious claptrap spouted from the mouths of these so-called celibate ancients makes me want to throw up. It seems now it's perfectly all right for a 12-year-old to get pregnant (as long as you provide a pram for her doll). Not a word about contraception advice, or counselling for the boy and the girl! Are these people still so many light years away from reality? How much longer must we tolerate these dinosaurs? They ruin lives by their backwoods mentality on contraception and sex education? They utter pious platitudes about Charity on the one hand, and condone Homophobia with the other! I'm told down at the St. Enoch Gay Centre things are buzzing on Friday and Saturdays nights and worth a visit - La Belle B is performing with Jason (in song of course). Ruby's The Copper Pot, continues to attract daytime trade down the Southside - do drop in - Nola is packing for Newcastle, a new home and plenty dick! I'm still in the process of getting my bearings but will be re-appearing soon - please note Barpersons - get the PILS in stock , her drouth is worse than ever! Duncan and Alistair don't despair - she will be there! Colin I've missed you even with all this continental dick - there's nothing to beat a good old-fashioned Scottish shag - see you all soon. Love and safe fucks always. Beti. --------------------------------------------------------------------- DUN EIDEANN - EDINBURGH ======================= Thanks for the terrific response to last month's scene review, with strong reactions to the call for more details of 'Bouncer Abuses' in Edinburgh. Gaynor, from the Fly Bar, complains that she was assaulted by a bouncer at CC Blooms. When I phoned CC's for their side of the story, I was told that Diane would phone me back. Despite several reminders, I remain unsullied by her phone call. Many people are currently complaining about Security at CC's. So if you have experiences, good or bad at the door of CC Blooms then get in touch... Now... Let us wash that bitter taste out of our mouths (sorry to start on a downer) and look at the best of the scene. The Fly Bar is going from strength to strength with a very crowed itinerary for a very busy bar. To kick off then... Monday is Pink Pound night where we all pay ukp1 to charity on the door and then pay a ukp1 for selected drinks once inside...Tuesday is (possibly) charity bingo (once they get their hands on a machine... Wednesday from Seven until Nine it's the quiz of the week with Dykey Dale... Thursday's the night for all you lovely freshers and their admirers at Boom! - The Student Night from Nine... Friday and Saturday are simply too manic - Expect live DJ's with Open Decks... And on Sunday, the return of the one and only ex-Laughing Duck, Sheila Blige doing her old sing to a machine and humiliate the audience routine... Jean has asked me to apologise to her male customers for the demise of the Boyz In Yer Face. Those of you who were at the last one will understand why she has had to cancel - it's sad when professionals aren't! So it's Saturday night and you've had a top time at the Fly Bar on the decks. Now what? Let the cult (be very careful with the spelling) of AlanJOY! show you the way between Ten Thirty and Three... Check out DJ Alan with DJ Brian Dempster and MINGIN' on November 20th. It's at Studio 24 and it's only a fiver to get in. Umm, music that's dark and dirty. OR you could get to FILTH also at Studio 24. A strict dress code of fetish gear and sex orientated outfits are required to enter. No spectators allowed. The next night is November 6th. OR you could go to Scotland's premier club night, gay or straight. JOY! It's over six years old and is still simply the best. Whilst there, you can check out AlanJOY! (again) with MaggieJOY, Trendy Wendy and Queen Maxine. Go to Wilkie House on November 13th. Entry is ukp7/ukp9. Make sure you're a member, so pick up a form on the scene or at JOY! itself. Want to go out on Sunday? Then check out Queer Sunday at Eden. Good reports from several sources, but I've yet to go myself. Or you could try Tackno at Club Mercado, which runs on the same night. Must thank Avril, manager of the Wharf Bar, for her all too modest e-mail. Next women's night at the Wharf is on November 5th from eight till three, late licence permitting. The Wharf would make an excellent gay bar, I've always thought. Also "Hi!" to Trixie for keeping me on top of the Scene and to the lovely Goldilocks, who seems to be barred from most of it. Finally a big goodbye to Babs, who after being the brightest spark on Edinburgh's scene for centuries is going to quit the French Connection at the end of October. Get your fucking arses over there and pay your farewells before it's too late. You don't know what you've got till it's gone. Love, Martin Walker mgwuk@hotmail.com --------------------------------------------------------------------- GLASCHU - GLASGOW ================= ARSEBANDIT WITH ATTITUDE Going to start off this month's column by passing on my best wishes to David and William, who got engaged on the 29th September. I don't actually know the happy couple, but was asked to give them a mention. Some of you love to make derisory comments about the whole gay marriage thing, as the whole idea of monogamy and commitment is anathema to yer average poof. I get the feeling that for many of you lot, this is nothing more than a smokescreen to cover up the fact that you can't get a man of your own, or that your own "open" relationships are invariably dead ones. Anyway, I hope everything goes well for them on their big day. Austins is pulling them in since re-opening, and has forced some of its competitors to start dropping prices (to little avail it would seem). We can tell how the pubs are doing by the number of copies of ScotsGay they shift, and Austins moved 300 last month -- a good bit more than the Hope Street venue. Various rumours are doing the rounds about what will happen with the basement -- another bar, a cabaret club, restaurant or nightclub depending on who you listen to. The boss remains tight-lipped about his plans for the moment, so we'll just have to wait and see! Over the past couple of weeks, the bar has had more finishing touches and looks quite continental with bottles of wine, packets of pasta, biscuits and other stuff adorning the display cabinets. What next? Smoked sausages, cheeses and dead rabbits hanging from the ceiling? If you want to see how popular it is, check out the Pub and Club ratings. Colin pointed out that Austins is Glasgow's only gay owned pub -- quite surprising for a city this size. This will all change when Brian opens up his pubs and club, but that still looks like being 9 months away. The Tom Robinson benefit concert went ahead in the GGLC, with further entertainment from Robert and May Miller. May was on form. She cracked jokes, took the piss out of the audience and threw in a few anecdotes for good measure. I take it she doesn't think much of Cher! Tom's set included the familiar hits, a few updated for the nineties, along with some new material, but of course it was "Glad to be Gay" which went down best. Despite it being a cold wet Monday night, the event was well attended, and all proceeds went to centre funds. It was an older crowd in the audience, and judging by how many knew the words to the songs, I guess that some of them were around when they first came out. The whole evening took me back to my student days back in the late 70s, when "Glad to be Gay" was played in the gay discos. I particularly liked the updated version of "Power in the darkness" about how we now have the freedom to pay over the top bar prices; the freedom to listen to yet more talentless drag queens trotting out the same old repertoire; the freedom to dance to yet another boyband who've cottoned on to the pink pound; the freedom to be ripped off by straight businesses cashing in on our spending power, and of course the freedom to all look and dress the same! And now the monthly pub and club ratings. For first-time readers, these are determined by votes of the Glasgow LGBT community sent in via my website and are now considered to be sufficiently important that at least one national organisation is now keeping a close watch on the choices of the Glasgow scene!! Funnily enough, 2 attempts were made last month, and 3 so far this month, to fiddle the votes for Delmonicas (All IPs and votes on file). ScotsGay gets more complaints about Dels than all other venues in Scotland combined! (letters on file), so the prospect of them ever being voted BEST PUB is quite ludicrous! So, what did you all vote for this month? The big shock was that Austins knocked The Waterloo off its regular top spot for BEST PUB, with 33% of all votes cast, although The Waterloo was a close second with 30%. No matter, they are both worthy adversaries, and other venue owners should worry more about the bottom positions in the BEST PUB AWARDS than who came top. The Once Dismal Cafe moved up the ratings and actually got 3%, but the Poo did even WORSE than last month, failing to register ANY votes at all!! Best Club Night went to Trade with 44% of all the votes, and Bennets won best Club again with 95%. The Waterloo won Best Service at 48%, with The Poo and Dels sharing bottom position at 1% each. Interestingly, the Goldilocks Pub and Club Awards have been shamelessly copied by another website. Hang your head in SHAME Gordon Valentine, and don't dare go calling yourself a webmaster until you create your own ORIGINAL work, rather than downloading mine and passing it off as your own. Still, I suppose that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Anybody else notice the low-key response in the straight press to the latest figures regarding HIV infection in Glasgow? The majority of new cases are due to unsafe heterosexual intercourse. Does this now mean that HIV is now the straight plague, the price to pay for their depraved behaviour, or God's Judgement against heterosexuals? Don't laugh- these arguments were used against us until recently. I sincerely hope the breeders get their act together, and finally wake up to the fact that the outbreak in the straight community was inevitable, and they are now paying the price for pretending otherwise. If you're a gay guy, take comfort in the fact that Steve Retson, Phace West and other organizations mean you'll always have access to condoms and safer sex information. Use them!! And remember the golden rule of gay shagging - FUCK SAFER, OR FUCK OFF!! Clone Zone is back in extended premises in the GGLC, after a brief spell upstairs while the builders were in. Robin has re-arranged the layout to increase the range, which now includes a selection of lesbian oriented books, more videos, DVDs, and a greater choice of tops (fashion tops that is- the only kind in Glasgow apart from myself and a very few others). You can also stock up on Christmas cards, including the Crusaid Charity range, and calendars as these are now available. An increased range of mags is on the extended shelf space, so you now have a greater selection of wanking material. If you've been wondering why certain faces have been missing from the saunas recently, it appears that a mass exodus to Edinburgh has taken place. I keep hearing the same complaints that Centurion is cold and dirty and The Lane is over-priced for the basic facilities that Bodger Bob offers. I have also heard moans about the 50% increase in Centurion's Sunday entry price. No surprise, then, that a lot of you have taken up ScotRail's offer of a ukp7 return ticket through to the capital to check out No 18 and The Town House. I hope to do the same shortly. From what I've heard so far, The Town House's luxurious facilities are going down well with a lot of the Glasgow sauna queens. The ABBA revival night was well attended and over ukp300 was raised for the GGLC. I got a few pix, but had camera problems, so not many photos came out. Like the first ABBA night, the twinkies seemed to have the greatest fun, despite being born long after the ABBA era. I know some froots are really into the whole ABBA thing, but even I was surprised by DJ Walter's dedication. O.K, so the tattoo is a bit of a giveaway, but did you know he has a copy of everything they ever released? Probably videoed the whole ABBA day on TV recently, too. Make a note in your Filofax of the Hallowe'en Ceilidh on Saturday the 6th of November from 7pm to 2am in the Central Hotel. Tickets are ukp10 and entertainment is from Jason, Mary Kiani, She-Boom and Kelly Marie, with Myrtle doing the disco. Tickets available from all the usual bars. My own website now has its very own domain http://www.gay-glasgow.co.uk/ and attracts a couple of hundred visitors a week. This is well short of the 500 hits daily that the ScotsGay site gets, but not too bad for a site which has only been up for a short while. SNIPPETS and assorted waffle Had a bit of a chuckle at the Phace West sweetie jar in the GGLC bogs. A poster promises "guest" condoms, in the same way as real ale pubs have "guest" beers. Conjures up images of train-spotters in open toed sandals and cardigans standing around passing judgement. "Nice bouquet, quite fruity, good body etc" * TRADE has jacked up its entry price to ukp11 in advance, and ukp13 at the door. And why not? You dumb bastards are stupid enough to pay for any old hype, so dig DEEP! * What's the story on Maxwell Park these days? Went for a walk a couple of Saturdays ago (to get rid of my hangover), and got cruised 3 times in the space of half an hour! Now I'm the sort of guy who could get cruised on a desert island, as long as it had a few trees, a duck pond and a rhododendron bush, but Maxwell Park on a cold rainy night? * Various rumours about Shady Froots getting a refurb. Could do with it too, or at least a lick of paint, and a few fresh light bulbs. Not the first to comment that it's looking a bit tatty these days. Still a good place to sit beside the windows and mark the passing trade out of ten * No more drunken phone calls to my editor from a certain venue owner. The idiot in question must have realised that his attitude towards the law is unacceptable, and decided to take his punishment like a man. Watch out! This publication is in the process of legal action against you, if the VAT man doesn't get to you first. Despite your pompous opinion of yourself, you're no wide-boy, just another cowboy who is already paying the price for messing with the LGBT community. R.I.P * The GGLC volunteers now have their own website http://websites.ntl.com/~gray.eagle/ for them to keep up to date * Phace West will be running a course on self awareness and self esteem for gay men on Tuesday evenings from the 2nd to 30th of November. Call Tom Lusk on 0141-332 3838 to book a place. Well, that's it for this month! Luv, Goldilocks E-mail:- goldilocks@gay-glasgow.co.uk Website:- http://www.gay-glasgow.co.uk ------------------------------------------------------------------ DUN DEAGH - DUNDEE ================== All quiet in Dundee this month, especially in Bar XS, which struggles to get any custom before ten o'clock. The new big screen video projector and music videos create a better atmosphere. If they were bold and showed porn, I reckon the place would be packed. Well, me and the boyf would be there! The students are back, making for pleasant viewing both in the street and on the scene. A couple have even discovered the pleasure of the flesh down at the Riverside cruising area. They were all at a gay and lesbian fresher fair at Liberty one Monday. It was the best-kept secret on the scene and some were unhappy at not getting an invite. Apparently one voluntary group pulled out of the deal at the last minute, causing grief for the organiser and creating yet another 'service provider' with whom they are not best pleased. Now who could that be? Dundee Outreach Team provided a Safe Sex stall and finger buffet. In early January it is hoped to have an open meeting to discuss the possibility of having a Pride event in Dundee. This is not so strange an idea as numbers on the local scene have increased. The political spectrum has altered on the local council with at least one gay councillor, and most gay organisations are working well together. Perhaps a switch of Chairmoaner at one particular group might help proceedings! Christmas and the New Year are fast approaching and I would have loved to have given you a scene run down of what's happening where and when. Unfortunately, Charlie is being very tight-lipped about what is going on in his pub, even about the opening hours. the scene still awaits the 'forthcoming attractions' which he advertised extensively in Boyz newspaper when he opened. Along at Liberty and Bar XS, they have just launched their festive entertainment programme. The list of opening hours varies -- we suggest you get a copy from them -- but they will be open every evening, including January 1st 2000. Christmas Eve tickets come at ukp10 and gve free entry on Christmas Day night. Hogmanay is ukp20, which includes entry for a couple of Fridays in January. Read the ad for the rest. New manager Chris has arrived at the Liberty empire and has already barred the former Devas Demon, Flower Pot Colin, and Terry, previously referred to as Nathan and now renamed Spike. Apparently he forgets to mention the Aftershock he consumes and claims his drinks are spiked -- stupid boy! So, from all at ScotsGay, welcome Chris. We hope your stay is a long one, as your packet is a delight to observe and you handle it well. The club, we mean! Stripper TRADE appeared at Liberty for the first, and perhaps the last, time. His show was a little OTT in audience participation. I hear the club owner had to reassure one of the patrons that no cameras had been used whilst he was blindfolded. You would have needed a very large lens to zoom in on that chipolata. There was a full house for Hazell Dean. She was fabulous and was interviewed on Radio Tay after the show. The new shelf, sorry, stage helped more people see her. Wish they'd had it for Hannah Jones. Surreal Bastille has been pulling them in at her karaoke sessions on Wednesdays now that she's over her latest sex-change operation. Madam Grump has been little-seen in Dundee, but was spotted in Glasgow for the Interpride conference, and also in Edinburgh a few times. She claims her expansion into Glasgow is being reconsidered and that Edinburgh is now being considered. We suspect red herrings. One expansion we do know about is her waistline -- no doubt there! A planning application in the local paper confirms rumours that the straight owners of Aberdeen's gay nightspot are to change their Dundee Fantasy club for gays or raves. The year 2000 could see us with two clubs chasing our pink lolly again! Regards, Liquid Silk --------------------------------------------------------------------- MOIREIBH - MORAY ================ OK, so I was too busy enjoying myself abroad last month to send in the latest news from the Moray area... despite at least 5 exasperated messages from J.H. left on my machine...still here I am to make up for it. First of all the transition from the Cats Whiskers to Giles Cafe Bar has gone very smoothly. With the layout of the Cats changing to one large bar room it was impractical to continue to use it as our venue and so the upstairs bar in the Giles has been adopted as 'home'. There have been two meetings in the new place with the turnout looking very positive indeed. If you're interested in coming along we are there every second Wednesday, in the upstairs bar (it is partitioned off as a 'private function') and everyone is very relaxed and the staff are great. Talking of clan gatherings there have been a few suggestions for up and coming events such as bus trips to Blackpool and Christmas shopping trips to London... although it'll be one heck of a trek back north clutching all those bags from Harrods and Harvey Nick's. Still you could always go one better and take advantage of the excursion to Amsterdam, this is unlikely to be a shopping trip however as its not the kind of place you return from with something to show for your money! (Unless your mate's a doctor...!) If none of the above take your fancy how about Disneyland Paris in February/March time? It's the only time in the Disney calendar that the staff jump at the chance to wear one of those daft outfits just to keep warm in the snow...and the closest you're ever likely to get to meeting a wicked queen! No, really. Other events nearer home include a Hallowe'en night-out, a day out to Landmark (that's the place in the trees, I mean, not somewhere you can pick-up a new suite), Gay Awareness Week at Findhorn and fun for all the family at two Pantos. Oh yes there is! (Oh my God, did I really write that?) For more information on these events just phone the Switchboard. Fun was once again had at the latest party down Jollity Farm, with a smaller than normal turn-out allowing more room for boisterous behaviour, some of which involved the use of offensive weapons such as balloons and, er, pillows. Still no-one has learnt at these occasions to lock up Charlie and Brett, in separate rooms, as yet again they were free to display all manner of dirty and (it says here) provocative dance routines for all to witness, gathering quite a crowd especially for the 'pulsating over and under [the stairs] routine'. Several of the on-lookers have needed counselling since. After this sight many party-goers resorted to drag, producing a prince, a princess, the odd fairy, a couple of ugly toads, several queens, a cuddly toy and a fondue set. No expense was spared with some changing into 2 or 3 different costumes, to suit the mood, of course. The night was rounded off with a limp selection of videos of male interest (though you can bet your life it wasn't Big Boobs Volume 2) but it stopped the fighting and got everyone's attention. However, with Dave shouting at every new action sequence, "I've done that!", it was definitely time to go! You know you just can't turn on the telly nowadays without the fear of seeing horrific scenes such as war, murder, violence or a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence invading your screen. Sister Bobby from the Convent of Moravia was spotted in Channel 4's 'Edinburgh or Bust' along with some of the other sisters ("and me!" -- Novice Brother Bimbo del Doppio Senso), giving out two of their 'special' awards. The first one to the controversial play Corpus Christi and the other to a gentleman known as The Divine David whose show has been one of the most popular during the festival. The whole shebang was presented by the delightful Mariella Frostrup who loves nothing more than a good rant about art, politics and a little known thing called sexual deviancy. Channel 4 have also to be praised for the wonderful timing of this episode as it coincided with Sister Athletica being out of the country...serves her right for being an alleged slapper ("Alleged? Shome Mishtake Here Shurely!" -- Ed) in San Francisco ("and the rest" -- NBBdDS) but then, even she wouldn't have been allowed on Channel 4! Anyway that's about it for another month so it only leaves me to say have a laugh and make the most of every minute! See yer... Dr Kenniff -------------------------------------------------------------------- OBAR DHEIDHEINN - ABERDEEN ========================== It's that time of the month again, folks, and for a change there seems to be rather a lot more happening than usual, which is always a good thing as far as l'il ol' me is concerned! However, that leaves me very little time to do my usual rambling (you'll be glad to hear), therefore I shall digress no further. Okay, forthcoming events. First of all can I remind you about the Aberdeen Switchboard 21st Birthday bash, which I spoke about last month. It's on Saturday 30th October in the City Bar. The day following that is the City Bar's own Hallowe'en party. Fancy dress is not compulsory (not that you lot ever regard it as compulsory anyway!) but it is always fun! On November 18th, there will be a drag night at the City Bar, with artist Billy Raymond from London appearing. It has been rather some time since I went to a drag show (and if anyone makes comments about me being a drag show, I'll kill 'em!) so I'll hopefully be popping along to have a look. Incidentally, the City Bar has a website now, the address of which escaped Chris when she was telling me, so for those of you who can perform such a task, get your search engines going and hopefully they should point you in the right direction. Another major event coming up, and probably the biggest fund-raising gig of its time in Aberdeen, is "When Tribes Walked", to be held in the beach ballroom on Friday November the 26th, in the run up to World AIDS Day. Proceeds will be going to Milestone House in Edinburgh, which is Scotland's AIDS hospice, covering the whole of Scotland. The 1,000 capacity event is set to be a good one, with DJ's such as Alan & Maggie who many will know from Joy in Edinburgh, and its spin-off, Sweet! in Aberdeen, which ran a few years ago. Alongside them on the line-up is Blu Peter, who would have appeared to have been in Aberdeen quite a lot recently. In addition to that, there will be other, as yet unconfirmed DJs appearing. Hours are 10-2 and the door tax is ukp10, but I would have no hesitation in paying that for such a worthwhile cause. Shadows, the pub that has been causing rather a lot of controversy on the scene of late, is now under new management. It's a "mixed" pub this time, and I have been informed there will be various drinks promotions on the go, as well a DJ on a Saturday night too. For any further information, contact Shadows. Plans for the one-year-premature Millennium celebrations are well underway. The City Bar is selling tickets for its New Year bash at the modest price of ukp15. I can hear some of you shriek already, but compared to some of the ticket prices I've heard about, it is a bargain indeed. I have no confirmation of the details for Club 2000 yet, so I'll let you know as soon as I find out. That's about it, methinks, bar one thing, which is a joint statement from Chris of the City Bar and Colin from Club 2000, which I shall quote here as written: "We are working together in collaboration to eradicate certain negative practices that can and do affect our businesses. If we discover anyone indulging in such behaviour, they will find both parties unreceptive." And on that note I shall click my heels together and vanish with a big puff ("Who he?" -- Ed.). Take care, folks. Gus gus@drink.demon.co.uk -------------------------------------------------------------- SCOTSGAY VOICE FOR PERSONALS ============================ To reply to ScotsGay Voice Ads, phone 09068 556613 (calls charged at 60p per minute) and use the number at the end of the ad. 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